how u gonna let the next man impregnate your wife from the sky and act like its all good
was Joseph the first simp?
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nope got played the hardest though.
not only did you wife knowing your girl was not a virgin but also now you got to follow god as your opening sex act. I bet she never had an orgasm again and just give joe the
all the time.
not only did you wife knowing your girl was not a virgin but also now you got to follow god as your opening sex act. I bet she never had an orgasm again and just give joe the
all the time.
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no. adam was. he let his wife convince him to eat from the tree of knowledge of good and bad. if he properly followed the headship arrangement, according to the bible, we wouldn't be in the situation we are now. and then even worse if you think about stuff before eve based on folklore. there was lilith. she basically left adam for a stronger man (or archangel in this case) after their little tiff. come to think of it, adam really was probably tired of having to fight women...
Yeah Adam was, so we're guys like Potipher, lot, Abraham , Samson, ahab, David, Jacob. And all these dudes were before Joseph.
Potiphar believed his Slore of his wife
Lot slept with his daughters.
Abraham was to shook to say that sara was his wife to pharaoh
Samson Simped to keep Laying win delihah by tellin his secret
Ahab Simped with the most evil woman Jezebel
David Simped and merkes a dude to sleep with his wife
Jacob Simped for 14 years for Rachel
Potiphar believed his Slore of his wife
Lot slept with his daughters.
Abraham was to shook to say that sara was his wife to pharaoh
Samson Simped to keep Laying win delihah by tellin his secret
Ahab Simped with the most evil woman Jezebel
David Simped and merkes a dude to sleep with his wife
Jacob Simped for 14 years for Rachel
no Adam was when he ate a fruit from a forbidden tree b/c he didn't want to live w/o his wife and doomed humanity
nope got played the hardest though.
not only did you wife knowing your girl was not a virgin but also now you got to follow god as your opening sex act. I bet she never had an orgasm again and just give joe the
God performed the first artificial insemination because he didn't hit. Does that mean he jerked off and pulled out a trusty turkey baster?
Nah it was Jacob. They tricked him into marrying Leah. Instead of bouncing, he stuck around for years working for his pops in law so he could marry Rachel. Then he treated His 7 kids with Leah with subtle resentment and played favorites with Rachel's kids thus causing a rift in his own family. How are you going to play favorites with your own kids B?
that sounds like something a hood rat would do.
that sounds like something a hood rat would do.
not the first but he was just the best simp though.. there would have been alot of them wanting to be the one to just be the guy that was the pure, untouched mother of God's sons wife and raising that child regardless of everything.
Mary had the first set of male groupies prolly.
Mary had the first set of male groupies prolly.
god aint hit?
And Mary said to the angel: How shall this be done, because I know not man? And the angel answering, said to her: The Holy Ghost shall come upon you and the power of the Most High shall overshadow you.
damn god got his goons saying she going to cum like crazy.
Girl, back that CAC up
Working for some CAC yeah
Yup.
"Oh Honey, you are still a virgin? God impregnated you? You don't say. Wow. I love you honey. Wow. Hey babe, I love you. Wow."
Dumb fukk.
"Oh Honey, you are still a virgin? God impregnated you? You don't say. Wow. I love you honey. Wow. Hey babe, I love you. Wow."
Dumb fukk.
i mean
he married her without hittin it right? and for a long time after they were married?
he married her without hittin it right? and for a long time after they were married?
god aint hit?
And Mary said to the angel: How shall this be done, because I know not man? And the angel answering, said to her: The Holy Ghost shall come upon you and the power of the Most High shall overshadow you.
damn god got his goons saying she going to cum like crazy.
They still referred to her as the Virgin Mary even after Jesus was born. So I assumed that he just planted the seed.
