was at a shyt house party

[mortuus est]

hardly any chicks, loads of guys ffs


was talking to a few of the chicks but they were dead weight so i noticed this chick that looked like rhianna looking at me a few times so a approached her nicely

she looked like this

so im trying to talk to her and shes hardly talking back whilst looking at her instagram

why come to a house party if you're just sitting down doing nothing

you females man......................smh

im kinda drunk and im going to fap now fukk u phaggot

 

[the cac mamba]

maybe you shouldnt have bounced at 1030

 

[mortuus est]

maybe you shouldnt have bounced at 1030

bro thats the time i got there i think shyt was empty fukk them bytches man i just want to fap now

 

[Boy C]

You mad becaue you didn't hit that yella

 

[Brandon M.]

lmao.....get ur life!

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

you should see the movie Don Jon..It's largely about men with fapping addictions.

 

[mortuus est]

You mad becaue you didn't hit that yella

i forgot to mention she said she live close to me so i was kinda pissed she didnt want to talk more bum im a kool headed guy i never force females :belii:


have feelings for females brehs

dont be aggressive ti females brehs

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

lmao.....get ur life!

only women and men who are jealous they don't have periods say that phrase

 

[Boy C]

i forgot to mention she said she live close to me so i was kinda pissed she didnt want to talk more bum im a kool headed guy i never force females :belii:


have feelings for females brehs

dont be aggressive ti females brehs

 

[mortuus est]

you should see the movie Don Jon..It's largely about men with fapping addictions.

thank i will watch wen sober i drank to much covoseryer

 

[Boy C]

thank i will watch wen sober i drank to much covoseryer

Nice typing

 

[mortuus est]

Nice typing

lol sorry bro my head was spiining

but stiol why are females so shook? why cant they just get to know a guy? might aswel just stay in their homes and not come out

 

[Boy C]

lol sorry bro my head was spiining

but stiol why are females so shook? why cant they just get to know a guy? might aswel just stay in their homes and not come out

Don't even apologize breh... Drink more!

 

[Brandon M.]

only women and men who are jealous they don't have periods say that phrase

only homosexual men make female aliases on messageboard to get dikk picks from men clap back nikka

 

[Boy C]

only homosexual men make female aliases on messageboard to get dikk picks from men clap back nikka