Missed opportunities... Yea that sucks
I remember i was tired as fukk one night. I had went out both nights before.
Saturday night I'm in bed and my boy calls me. I see his name and think nahh I'm good I'm tired as fukk if it's important hell leave a message....
Dude calls back a second time in a row.... Females do that smh...
Background on my boy ... He's exactly six ft. And RIPPED. I mean toned like ... Hard. And he's in the army... (like me..) And women Jock this dude. I even once told him that i can't be around him cuz it's outta control... Sorry coli brehs.. I'm not THAT attractive and i know it.. Say what u want...
Next week i see him in class and we're building for a minute... Then he goes "yoo but where the fukk were u on Saturday night?"
Me: bruh i was sleep
Him: smh u played me last week.. I went to the club i was at the bar, and this group of lesbians rolled up on me... I bought one a drink but real talk they bagged ME ..
Me:
i dnt give a fukk
him: theyy invited me to they house i seen rainbow flags n all that .. They was like oooh u in the army damn u sexy we wanna fukk.. whats good with u n all of us....
Me:
Him: but u know i got my girl so i told them i was good but yo i got my mans he's in the army to i could call him
Me:
The girls: WHAT! Yo call that nicca right now... *starts calling*
*phone ringing* i bet you ill fukk him first .... Nah girl i got this one
Ima get his number to...
Him: i swear they was ready to fukk as soon as u came through threw the door
Me:
Him: bruh you fukkin messed it up you shoulda answered your phone
wont make or break my day...
