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Speak Clearly—But Carry a Fast Joystick—If You're Using Madden's Voice Commands

I'm reading this and I'm like :what:

Because Its clear that gamers & reviewers are idiots.
This person reviews the game, but its clear he wasn't taught the controls
How you gonna write an opinion about a game that you don't even know how to play correctly?

What got me is how this reviewer says you have to time your words slowly, and forget doing two things at once before a play starts :rudy:
Basically he's saying... lets say you wanna shift your D-Line. This review is saying you have to say... "D-Line (pause) Shift Left

I'm telling you all you have to say is "D-line shift left" and it will understand you.
He also said he said a command and it turned red... and he didn't know what that means :wtf:
It means it didn't understand him. Say it again, without a dikk in his mouth this time.
That shyt doesn't need to be explained, but somebody apparently needs to explain that to the reviewer.

So in conclusion. I think the reviewer and just a bunch of people period are new to Kinect. And don't know how to voice shyt properly yet. Didn't calibrate there mics to understand them correctly/etc.
No way I can do everything perfectly, But everybody can't?
Most games, they let you just talk normally now. Earlier games required you to be more robotic with the voice shyt. Just chill the fukk out and say what you want to happen and it happens on the fly. Plus this is just a demo
The retail version will have shyt like "updates" to iron out anything funny anyway, but from my experience so far... it works perfectly.

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