UPDATE : I PASSED "Drug test tomorrow.. weed heads get in here!!"

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Update:

Walked in .. had to wait a whole hour n half to take piss.. coulda sworn I had an appointment ..but anyways

Told me to empty my pockets n fill up

Went in .. handled business . In n out in 35 secs..

Seen her write negative. :takedat:

Didn't know I was doing a full physical today

Doc asked to check hernia :dwillhuh:

Luckily he didn't see the bottle :smugfavre:

:blessed::blessed::blessed:


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This is no discrimination towards u molly coke crack heroine heads lol :whoa:

You're welcome as well..


But for my REAL NINJAS...

I gotta d rug test tomorrow n I stopped smoking Wednesday.

Tips on how to pass ...

1) Certo and Gatorade .. look it up.. quick fix in 2 hours.. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS! :stopitslime:

2) if you have more time n can stop smoking a couple days.. azo cranberry tablets.. drink hella water. Take day b4 test (Heavy Smokers need to get the gummies too.. take for a week)

3) my favorite ... Synthetix5 ..

10 secs in microwave .. compression shorts .. u good .!

I'll letchu know what I do tomorrow Cuz I've got all 3 .. and been prepping.

Any questions brehs n brehettes.. I gotcha

I've NEVER used my own urine n I've had 3 jobs that drug test. :lolbron:



I'll post the results of how it all went after i go tomorrow morning

Pray for the kid . :youngsabo:
 
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I had a lil 9 month probation bid last year for some possession charges and I used the Certo and Gatorade method Everytime. Don't really know how effective it was tho, my PO looked out for me BC I was in school so she'd let me know weeks in advance when they wanted to piss me so I could be semi clean plus I was only smoking like once or twice between the test anyway
 

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I had a lil 9 month probation bid last year for some possession charges and I used the Certo and Gatorade method Everytime. Don't really know how effective it was tho, my PO looked out for me BC I was in school so she'd let me know weeks in advance when they wanted to piss me so I could be semi clean plus I was only smoking like once or twice between the test anyway


Yea I tried it .. I just felt sick after words Cuz it was soo much drinking..

But yea this at a clinic so they shouldn't be riding me ..
 
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