UPDATE: Crazy past sexual endeavor with an ex...a few pics included

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So I was a college student at the time dating this woman who wasn't a student but lived across town, she was 29 and I was 22...anyways she was a baaaaad nasty freak MF BUT the only way I had an actual chance of hitting was to match her freakiness, I called her on a payphone so we could meet up and this is how our convo went....

Her: Hello?

Me: Hi

Her: wassup?

Me: Hey umm did you get your G-string yet :takedat:??

Her: Yeah I got my g string, why?

Me: Yeah? Well uh ya know I'm out in the street naked right now (just told her that shyt to match the freak in her :troll:)

Her: What?? Where you at...are you hard?

Me: Yup, I'm just jerking off by the phone booth (again just something I told her :troll:)

Her::usure: well come over here and jerk it off...

Me: Alright, hey you got any movies?

Her: Yeah I got a couple of em...

Me: I wanna pour syrup between your ass cheeks...

Her: Ooo I like that...what else you gonna do?

Me: I'ma put cherries in your butt...

Her: Oh, you gonna bring out the freak in me, huh?

Me: I'ma put a lollipop in your ass..

Her: As long as you suck it...

Me: WHAT?!?

Her: As long as you suck it!! *insert giggles*

Me: So when you tryna see me tho?

Her: Right now!

Me: Yeah

Her: Cause I want it, I need some penetration...

Me: Can I cum in your hair?

Her: *in a soft pitched voice* Yeah you can cum In my hair..

Me: :wow:

Her: So you coming over or not?

Me: Yeah, I'ma hop in a cab right now..

Her: Alright...hurry up!

Me: Aight

Her: Bye

Me: Bye

The moment I got to her crib...:wow:

...a little something to show what I was working with at the time :yes:

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SidneyDeane said:
:pachaha:just tryna build the climax a bit.
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Breh noooooo :whoa:



There is a art form to doing a proper cliffhanger breh.

First and foremost don’t end your 1st post with a spoiler tag with a Bron troll smiley :gucci:


The goal is to get people invested in your story. Not piss them off:snoop:


You know Coli brehs are fickle. If the rest of the story is not A plus fire you are running a real risk of a neg train. Wtf is wrong with you :mjtf:



If the rest of the story is trash then nothing but nudes of the chick will save your rep :mjcry:
 
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