BelieveBeOK
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I was having dinner last night with my girl and her friend, whilst watching the Man Utd and Celta Vigo game.
Anyway, eventually my girl and her friend decided that they wanted to dance at the club next door to the restuarant, but there was still 10 minutes of the game left, so I told them to go ahead and I would catch them afterwards.
Game ends and I go to the club looking for my girl and her friend and notice one of the bouncer's is looking at me like, "
" I was a bit confused but just thought, fukk it. Bouncer just doung his job, right? 
So I get in and the other bouncer searches me, He smiles at me and asks how I'm doing, again I caught off guard, not used to bouncers being in a good mood but anyway, I told him I was cool and walked in.
Soon as I get it, I notice there are A LOT of dudes in this club. I'm thinking, this a damn sausage fest, there is no ways I would chill here if my girl wasn't here but dudes seem to be having a good time with so few ladies around.
So I eventually get to my girl's table, half expecting there to be dudes trying their luck with her and her friend, but they're all alone. No guys trying to holla at them.
I greet them and decide to go to the toilet. There's no signs for men/women on the doors
So I decide to go for the door on the left. I yank the door open and see there's a dude in there pissing, so I'm like, " My bad
" expecting a bad reaction but dude smiles and says it's "okay" 
I walk into the toilet after he leaves and I see a bunch of red feathers from a lei on the floor. Again, I find this a bit strange and it feels like my brain is trying to piece together a puzzle but I just can't figure out what it is.
After leaving the bathroom, I walk back to my girl and her friend and ask, "What's with this place? The vibe is kind of funny here"
My girl's friend goes, "We like coming here cause the play good music and the drinks are cheap"
Me: "Oh, okay. You're right, the music isn't bad
"
Her: " Oh yeah, it's a gay club by the way "
I'm like, "What?
, I look up and suddenly everything makes sense. I'm in a gay club 
Brehs, I kid you not, 70% of these dudes were normal looking guys.
Yeah, you had your fair share of the obvious ones "
" but for the most part these were normal looking dudes. shyt was a total mind fukk 
I feel like my whole perception on reality has been fukked up.
I legit left that place thinking I might be the only straight man on earth. That's how shook I was
Anyways, long story short, be careful out there brehs, for the booty warriors truly walk among us, hidden in plain sight. Best watch your backs (pause
) out there
I was having dinner last night with my girl and her friend, whilst watching the Man Utd and Celta Vigo game.
Anyway, eventually my girl and her friend decided that they wanted to dance at the club next door to the restuarant, but there was still 10 minutes of the game left, so I told them to go ahead and I would catch them afterwards.
Game ends and I go to the club looking for my girl and her friend and notice one of the bouncer's is looking at me like, "
" I was a bit confused but just thought, fukk it. Bouncer just doung his job, right? So I get in and the other bouncer searches me, He smiles at me and asks how I'm doing, again I caught off guard, not used to bouncers being in a good mood but anyway, I told him I was cool and walked in.
Soon as I get it, I notice there are A LOT of dudes in this club. I'm thinking, this a damn sausage fest, there is no ways I would chill here if my girl wasn't here but dudes seem to be having a good time with so few ladies around.
So I eventually get to my girl's table, half expecting there to be dudes trying their luck with her and her friend, but they're all alone. No guys trying to holla at them.
I greet them and decide to go to the toilet. There's no signs for men/women on the doors
So I decide to go for the door on the left. I yank the door open and see there's a dude in there pissing, so I'm like, " My bad
" expecting a bad reaction but dude smiles and says it's "okay" I walk into the toilet after he leaves and I see a bunch of red feathers from a lei on the floor. Again, I find this a bit strange and it feels like my brain is trying to piece together a puzzle but I just can't figure out what it is.
After leaving the bathroom, I walk back to my girl and her friend and ask, "What's with this place? The vibe is kind of funny here"
My girl's friend goes, "We like coming here cause the play good music and the drinks are cheap"
Me: "Oh, okay. You're right, the music isn't bad
" Her: " Oh yeah, it's a gay club by the way
" I'm like, "What?
, I look up and suddenly everything makes sense. I'm in a gay club Brehs, I kid you not, 70% of these dudes were normal looking guys
. Yeah, you had your fair share of the obvious ones "
" but for the most part these were normal looking dudes. shyt was a total mind fukk I feel like my whole perception on reality has been fukked up.
I legit left that place thinking I might be the only straight man on earth. That's how shook I was
Anyways, long story short, be careful out there brehs, for the booty warriors truly walk among us, hidden in plain sight. Best watch your backs (pause
) out there Them fakkits can dance though. No homo
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