Unemployed? No Criminal Record? Here You Go Brehs

[Reginald Noble]

That other comment some dude made about a lack of male porn actors in Japan gave me an idea and look what the fukk I found:

american straight male porn performer needed immediately
Black actor

You are in luck....

nikkaS SAID THEY WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH A WORK VISA (do you know how difficult it is to get that shyt in asia)

Unfortunately I can't take advantage of this unique offer (trying to get that legal corporate work in asia in the near future, can't have the hiring manager be asking for my autograph and shyt) but good luck

hi My name is Kazuo Takayasu.

i am a manager of japanese porn film production maker.

we make over 300 Japanese porn movie in a year.

and we are looking for an american male porn performer.

because we want to make new series called ' English older teacher and japanese teen school students'.

Girls are all 18 years old to 21 years old cute japanese girls.

if you are an american (white or black) 30 years old to 65 years old and healthy and strong musculine male and who are really good at sex,

please contact us.

we will pay 40,000yen to 70,000yen for one sex scene beforehand.

you need to be tested because you have to cum inside girls without condoms.

if you live in US, we will provide working visa and place to live for free.

but you need to work for us at least 6 month.

you have to perform at least 6 sex scene in a month.

i want you to start working from Octorber 1st.

please contact us ASAP with your brief information and pictures.

we can not decide we want to interview you without information and pictures.

we are really looking forward to meeting you soon.

thank you so much Kazuo.

$400-700 per scene. Damn have sex with one girl and make rent brehs. You could probably even live in a hotel pod and pay $20 a night if you wanted.

This shyt seems too good to be true but you know no nikkas is looking on Tokyo Craigslist.

Any Broke Cali nikkas wanna check this out, curious to see if it's legit...If so....

 

[plushcarpet]

damn, gotta be 30

 

[wickedsm]

OP lookin out for coli brehs

 

[Tug life]

That sound too good to be true thats probably a trip you dont come back from

 

[thirdeye]

 

[Apollo Creed]

Be the next victim in a Hostel movie brehs

 

[Canon]

is Sora Aoi or Rio coming outta retirement?

getting paid to fukk 18 year olds is certainly something tho

 

[Neil Tyson]

Work for the Yakuza brehs.

 

[BlackAchilles]

Too sweet to be legit, must be organ harvesters

 

[Reginald Noble]

is Sora Aoi or Rio coming outta retirement?

getting paid to fukk 18 year olds is certainly something tho

I don't know how true the whole 18 thing is - You know most Asian Women look 10 years younger than what they really are....

Unfortunately I don't think you get to pick and choose my nikka you could end up with this granny you never know:

Best anal japanese granny

There's always a catch in life....

 

[John Mayer]

Arigato I'm on my way

 

[Reginald Noble]

Too sweet to be legit, must be organ harvesters

LOL...I don't think our organs are worth shyt anymore considering the diabetic rate has skyrocketed

They can kidnap some healthy Chinese if it's for that....Just say they are filming a Kung Fu movie or some shyt LMAO

 

[Eczema]

 

[JahFocus CS]

Can we get an Asian version of the smiley? Cuz that's what those Yakuza nikkas are gonna be looking at you like when you talk about leaving or not doing what they say

 

[GhostoftheMan]

go to a foreign country because of a craigslist offer . this is how nikkas die

fall victim to triad black market organ stealing brehs