UMASS Masturbation Notice...

[Steve Piffler]

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

thats why i always wore flip flops when i was in college; u never know what goes on in them joints

 

[nalej]

this has got to be a photoshop

 

[Cat piss martini]

if you cant get p*ssy in college your life
aint shyt......like yo mama.

 

[Stress Welker]

Masturbating in a public bathroom?

 

[Steve Piffler]

"please masturbate in your own room"

 

[Alec Baldwin]

@ please masturbate in your own room. This can't be real life

 

[Rain]

 

[YBE]

Esto no puede ser la vida

 

[MicIsGod]

yooooo lmfao

 

[atlbound]

"excessive amounts"

 

[Kings County]

Masturbating in a public bathroom?

in the shower cause u got roomates lol

 

[inthebushes]

 

[Stress Welker]

in the shower cause u got roomates lol

Well I never masturbate so I wouldn't know.

Spoiler

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

that's fake though

how is semen going to clog a shower drain?

anyone can make a letter in ms word and put the school's logo up top