U ever open stuff at the market eat it and put it back?

[havoc00]

Like if I want a pickle, I open the jar take one out eat it, screw the cap back on and put it back on the shelf

 

[Black]

Lmao the slim jims in the canister I take about 3 of em and

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

slime.

 

[unit321]

No.

If you do, I would only hope that a havoc-ish employee who worked at a pickling plant proceeded to jam a cucumber up his butt before putting it into the jar, and then you, by some odd coincedence, open that jar and eat that pickle.

 

[Red Omega]

when i was younger and would go food shoppin with mom, i made it a routine to eat one of these while in the store and toss the wrapper in the bushes

 

[Ashley Banks]

Nah, I'm too chicken.

 

[havoc00]

No.

If you do, I would only hope that a havoc-ish employee who worked at a pickling plant proceeded to jam a cucumber up his butt before putting it into the jar, and then you, by some odd coincedence, open that jar and eat that pickle.

 

[Fckumeen]

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

No, but I will sample some fruit from time to time

 

[Lewis Black]

Man I back in the day (early teens) if I had no money I would just eat chocolate bars/biscuits/cakes in the market. What I use to do was pick what I wanted to eat and just walk around the market. shyt worked until this one day.

So this one day I do my usual shyt, pick up the food, eat and pretend to shop. As I proceed
to finish this lovely cake I see a huge dude down the aisle , I think nothing of it and keep on walking. So I finish my cake and I'm walking sideways to another side of the market. I see this huge dude again. So I'm at the bottom of the aisle near the checkout about to make my exit and I hear

Someone: Excuse Me, Stop !!!

Me in my head: I wonder who he talking too

African Security: YOU, widi blue jacket kome here

Me in my head: Dam this dude talkin bout me

*Starts Running After ME*

African Security: GET HERE NOW !!


Needless to say dude chased me but I was a young 14 year old athlete, I was possessed by the spirit of jesse owens that day, dude never had a chance. Last time I did that type shyt too.

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Man, I used to all the time. We used to go to the grocery store and leave that ho full.

I've chilled out, but me and my son still go ham in the fruit section

 

[KnowledgeIsQueen]

Allllllllllllllllllllllll the time!

Walk in with an empty stomach, leave fulla then a mug.

 

[Angel On The Rag]

yeah i do

the markets are fukking you in the ass no Vaseline by the price so its time to get revenge

 

[Last Dayze]

usually just candy once in a blue moon..and like i said in another thread used to get mad zoned&steal donuts while i was in school

eating on the run isn't that appealing to me though,i'm a Tauremini,i like to savor shyt..

 

[Heafcliffe]

awww deee tiiiiihhhh!