try to convince ladydoe to join the military

[muse]

i am anti military (if you would call it that), and am too stubborn to follow rules

but my cousin joined the air force and my aunt is all excited talkin about how much money he gettin a month to only be gone for 2 days out the month

on top of that his brother is in the military and wasnt pro military or anything but his contract is up in 2 years and he might re enlist

my aunt said either the air force, or the navy or marines, i forgot, but you wouldnt do anything while you were enlisted

not being gone much and a few other perks that i dont know about, tell me, convince me

 

[Mook]

Women dont see any combat cause you're all pms'ing losers who want equality except you know, when it means getting shot for the country

 

[Ooh Marty]

Women dont see any combat cause you're all pms'ing losers who want equality except you know, when it means getting shot for the country

Then what is ur excuse cousin fukker

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

i am anti military (if you would call it that), and am too stubborn to follow rules

but my cousin joined the air force and my aunt is all excited talkin about how much money he gettin a month to only be gone for 2 days out the month

on top of that his brother is in the military and wasnt pro military or anything but his contract is up in 2 years and he might re enlist

my aunt said either the air force, or the navy or marines, i forgot, but you wouldnt do anything while you were enlisted

not being gone much and a few other perks that i dont know about, tell me, convince me

Don't go.

 

[beenz]

i am anti military (if you would call it that), and am too stubborn to follow rules

but my cousin joined the air force and my aunt is all excited talkin about how much money he gettin a month to only be gone for 2 days out the month

on top of that his brother is in the military and wasnt pro military or anything but his contract is up in 2 years and he might re enlist

my aunt said either the air force, or the navy or marines, i forgot, but you wouldnt do anything while you were enlisted

not being gone much and a few other perks that i dont know about, tell me, convince me

look, unless ur outta job options and u extra thirsty to put food on ya table and a roof over ur head, this ain't something I would consider. but do you tho

 

[PortCityProphet]

do you like waking up early in the morning?
do you like to run?
do you like gettin gang raped by a bunch of testosterone filled nikkas with bad haircuts?

 

[AgentGrey]

i am anti military (if you would call it that), and am too stubborn to follow rules

but my cousin joined the air force and my aunt is all excited talkin about how much money he gettin a month to only be gone for 2 days out the month

on top of that his brother is in the military and wasnt pro military or anything but his contract is up in 2 years and he might re enlist

my aunt said either the air force, or the navy or marines, i forgot, but you wouldnt do anything while you were enlisted

not being gone much and a few other perks that i dont know about, tell me, convince me

He's in the reserves, weekend warriors

Im gonna talk to the AF recruiter tomorrow. They pay for my education as well as pay me a salary to do a job i'd be lucky to get out here at my age, all while not having to pay for shyt but the clothes on my back

Talking to family/friends that have been in the service, I hear u can get a bachelor's degree much faster in there than you can out here, all while stackin paper and no student loans. Then I can hit the workforce with education, experience, and a good chunk of change. Not to mention the endless connections from traveling across the globe.

edit: everybody talkin that "you're gonna die in combat" shyt, thats if you score low on the entrance exam and have to be put in combat arms.. We aint worryin about low scores ova here.
They have 'regular' jobs (accounting, IT, logistics, etc.), its not all Call of Duty lol

 

[innocentdevil]

do you like gettin gang raped by a bunch of testosterone filled nikkas with bad haircuts?

Rape in the military is pretty prevalent, and it gets swept under the rug....expect to see your rapist/rapists every day after it happens.

 

[Alexander The Great]

do you like waking up early in the morning?
do you like to run?
do you like gettin gang raped by a bunch of testosterone filled nikkas with bad haircuts?

this. don't do it.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

He's in the reserves, weekend warriors

Im gonna talk to the AF recruiter tomorrow. They pay for my education as well as pay me a salary to do a job i'd be lucky to get out here at my age, all while not having to pay for shyt but the clothes on my back

Talking to family/friends that have been in the service, I hear u can get a bachelor's degree much faster in there than you can out here, all while stackin paper and no student loans. Then I can hit the workforce with education, experience, and a good chunk of change. Not to mention the endless connections from traveling across the globe.

Don't fall for them fabrications b

 

[AgentGrey]

Don't fall for them fabrications b

Well its gotta be some truth to it, I've seen others do the exact same thing..
And got hella cars and shyt to show for it

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Well its gotta be some truth to it, I've seen others do the exact same thing..
And got hella cars and shyt to show for it

Well, you can't get a degree faster, but you will receive the moiney to pay for one. And I don't know about International business connects. Not like if you go overseas you're gonna be hobnobbing with foreign dignitaries. You're gonna be working with other Military motherfukkers. As far as ajob that you will be lucky to get out here, that's recruiter talk. That may happen, but if so, you will be vastly underpaid. They train you to work on specifically Military shyt, which may or may not translate in to civilian life. And you will have to pay for more than clothes on your back, unless that's all you want And as far as the cars, ain't no on in the Military caking like that unless they an officer or been enlisted for a long time. But plenty people are able to manage their money well and live comfortably

 

[Token]

Rape in the military is pretty prevalent, and it gets swept under the rug....expect to see your rapist/rapists every day after it happens.

Really?

 

[Strapped]

get a simp to hold you down shawty

 

[Ooh Marty]

Really?