*TRUE STORIES* - Breaking Up With A Barber

[KyokushinKarateMan]

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

 

[King]

I just lost my barber - dude was amazing with the clippers, talented master barber. Had me looking like a GQ cover model every time


I've been cutting my own hair - I won't go to anyone else and get a fukked up cut, rather fukk my own shyt up


I miss him

 

[Doctor Wily]

shyt the best barber and first one I ever had ended up being ll cool js personal barber around 98 then moved down to Miami & ended up opening a chain of barbershops down there.


22 years later I still haven't found a barber who was as consistently sharp as he was so I just float from shop to shop these days.

 

[987654321]

Smh commit to one barber brehs. You not the only one they out here fading up, why should YOU stick to just one? They’ll always have options so you need options too. If your barber fukking up then there are plenty more, out there, that will have you leaving the shop all crispy and fly like the king you are......... If they fukk up your line, schedule the next cut with the barber across from him and make him watch.......




............ Just don’t be on that bytch ass, head-wench, divest shyt and going to great clips.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Only fakkits would use an analogy like that

I seen that shyt a lot on here too

 

[Pete Wrigley]

Once you learn how to cut your own hair

The money you save

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I hate to say it, but this is a black hair thing. My ex girl had the same problem with her salon before she went natural. She’d have an appointment at 3, and the stylist wouldn’t show up until 4, but she just HAD to go to this particular girl. This was back before I knew better, and my dumbass would be sitting there waiting for her to get her hair done. It’s almost like appointments and time don’t matter.

Eventually, she switched stylists, and went to a black girl who worked at a white salon. Her stylist would sometimes go over time with the last person, but she was at least there on time, and the wait was 10-15 mins max.

But it was also more expensive.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I got my hair cut last weekend and was thinking I need another barber.
Maybe we need women to cut our hair

 

[Organic Trees]

The last 3 barbers I’ve went too ended up fukking my hairline up. Bro what is so hard with giving me a tapered lineup? Why my shyt crooked and slanted? Why you keep adding black ice to my shyt?

I had this amazing barber and he would have my shyt crispy rather I went Cesar with waves or my typical tapered fro

When you have something good. Don’t let it slip by

 

[GreenGhxst]

Was just thinking about all the bullshyt barbers I've gone through as I proceeded to fukk up my hairline by a few centimeters

Its sad because id rather have my hairline be a little off over dealing with their shyt


1. Setting up an appointment and nikkas not even fukkin showing up

2. Coming in late and smelling like weed, weed fingers

3. Talking and laughing too much with the other barbers, so my shyt taking all day

4. Inconsistencies with the cut

5. Liquor breath

6. Getting too comfortable, asking real personal shyt like we friends

7. Passive aggressive rudeness

8. Taking the tip out of your cash total, so now you gotta ask for your change because nikkas taking advantage

9. Unsolicited advice

 

[Him]

I been barber hopping for about 3 years now. It’s a tired process.

 

[RNS]

Barber lined my beard too low today. He solid for the most part but sometimes he has off days. Too far deep to leave now, been rocking with him for over 11 years

 

[FreedMind]

I got no idea what's up with my barber nowadays. Last time I got a cut was early March.

He got plugged into the designer weed world, and it seems like he's basically relocated to LA.