Transformers dark of the moon is wack as fukk

[Kal-El]

All them damn decepticons poppin up all over the place and they still couldn't whopp autobots ass. You mean to tell me 500 decepticons couldn't beat 10 or 20 or even 30 autobots?

"I inherented a client"



Really nikka?

Optimus Prime with his fancy ass words

"Together we will save this planet"



You need a 20 year old whiteboy to help you kick some ass.

at the leader and most advanced robot in the Universe taking order by a woman.

Megatron was right calling that human loving shining truck weak.

How you 50 feet tall with more artillery then Rambo and get ya ass kicked by insects.

Movie sucked

 

[HipHopStan]

I actually liked it when it came out in theaters. It was an improvement over ROTF. Then, on second viewing, I'm sitting there thinking "Wait a second...Optimus Prime and his Autobots faked their deaths for a few days and LET THE DECEPTICONS RAPE CHICAGO AND KILL MILLIONS?!?!?!?!?" Still better than ROTF though.

EDIT - Also what is Optimus's obsession with ripping off the faces of the Decepticons?

 

[Breh Obama]

Breh the thread title tho..... "dark office of the moon"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Dark of the moon, which is still a stupid fukkin title. Wack movie, but better than age of extinction, which for me is the worst entry even worse than revenge of the fallen.

 

[Kal-El]

Dark of the moon, which is still a stupid fukkin title. Wack movie, but better than age of extinction, which for me is the worst entry even worse than revenge of the fallen.

Them dinosaurs at the end

 

[BXKingPin82]

Optimus riding horseback on Dinobots tho

 

[Beer Drinker]

Megatron getting chumped passes me off EVERY TIME. He should have smashed that ho for her impudence.

I still love how Bay took thethe criticism of Prime being too weak in the first movie completely wrong and decided to turn him into an unstoppable homicidal maniac in every subsequent movie

 

[Kal-El]

Megatron getting chumped passes me off EVERY TIME. He should have smashed that ho for her impudence.

I still love how Bay took thethe criticism of Prime being too weak in the first movie completely wrong and decided to turn him into an unstoppable homicidal maniac in every subsequent movie

I still at how supposedly all big bad Megatron gettin played by a hoe into Killin Sentinel. What was Bay thinking doing that scene

Yeah thats will make the movie more interesting

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Won Won]

Got Optimus spitting one-liners while be brutally murders his enemies

 

[Kaydigi]

The building falling over and the slow mo Para jumping was insane.

Where the fukk is Unicron Hot Rod and Ultra Magnus?

 

[mrken12]

The marky mark one was even worse

Almost 3 hours.