Top 5 promos of all time

[MenacingMonk]

Since it's the 5 year anniversary of the pipebomb promo, it got me thinking of the most essential, influential, historic promos. This one is definitely in the top 5, right?

Austin 3:16 is up there. The nWo debut. What else?

 

[Tide Run This]

 

[3Rivers]

 

[mrken12]

Cane Dewey is definitely up there.

The Pipebomb promo is Top 10 but not top 5 material.

 

[El Poyo Loco]

Legit nuclear hbk heat

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

 

[Silkk]

 

[RammerJammer]

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

 

[Da King]

Malcolm X and MLK smiled down from heaven when Heavenchrist cut the most pro-black promo in wrasslin history

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Legit nuclear hbk heat

No heat like HBK in Canada heat. Rock held way back on tv, but that one promo he cut outside in the hills was vicious. We need the Steiner math promo in here

 

[WaveMolecules]

pipe bomb too

hbk canada

anything flair or foley

 

[GOATpernick]

I fukked with Punk but I Guess I'm a cynic cuz the pipe bomb does nothing for me

 

[Juice Willis]

Ric Flair said some wild shyt before he had that worked heart attack.

Something like "DAMN IT ALL!!! WE'RE IN TAMPA FLORIDA, WHERE THEY LIKE WRASSLIN BOY. WHERE THE WINDHAMS, THE FUNKS, DUSTY BY GAWD RHODES CAME THROUGH AND PAID THE PRICE"

Definitely said something about ripping out bischoffs heart and showing it to him

And

"BISCHOFF! YOU PENCIL NECKED ARISTOCRAT...WHEN I GET YOU IN WASHINGTON D.C....
*hits the ropes and elbow drops coat*
IM
GONNA
STRANGLE
YOU
HALF
TO
DEATH
*has a heart attack*

 

[Juice Willis]

Fast forward to around 3:00 and macho man starts giving warrior that work. "Cuz I know who I am, I'm the macho man Randy savage, and I'm the world heavyweight champ, and you're not"