TONY KHAN STINKS! ("WBD OWNS A PERCENTAGE OF AEW." - MELTZER *CONFIRMED*; NXT OBLITERATES DYNAMITE; DYNAMITE NO MILLION WATCH: 595 DAYS/85 WEEKS)

[Heelish]

@ Rey Fenix being the first wrestler, in Tony Khan’s eyes, that’s trying to take advantage of him

 

[Heelish]

Thread became the official pocket watching dry hating thread.

Man's eating duck and the finest of wines, while us TSC brokies including the dirtbag marsupial eating can of pork and beans.

Well, how do we know it’s actually duck? I want the butcher’s name and culinary background. That’s a turducken

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I’ve said before if stone cold was in aew he’d flop. No one can be blamed for anything in aew. The shyt just sucks.

Imagine Stone Cold no neck issues, got a little bit in the tank. He pops up at Wrestle Dream middle fingers a flying, using his meh theme since it's technically not from WWE:



All TSC including the marsupial bust loads unison .

Dynamite "WE WILL HEAR FROM STONE COLD "

Stone Cold says his hell yeahs and rar rar, cues the rally call "AWW HELL SON THIS IS AEW WHERE THE BEST KICKS ASS AND RAISE HELL OWWWW HELL YAEAHHHHHH "

Some random vanilla bean flippy pencil neck cac comes out to challenge Stone Cold. Followed by a attack from behind by Scrapecoat .

We getting Scrapecoat vs Austin.....................on next week's Rampage

The week after, Austin is wrestling "John the Therapist" because Tony loved his work rate at some shyt house indy.

Everybody trying to figure out WHERE THE fukk IS AUSTIN, as he pops up at Revolution the next year with a random tag team title shot with Christian despite not being a part of the Step father Inc because "do we trust em"

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Well, how do we know it’s actually duck? I want the butcher’s name and culinary background. That’s a turducken

Breh there's two things I want to try before I meet up with the homies in the tree up in the sky...Turducken and this jawn:



I'm still waiting patiencely for a Coli bruv to send the marsupial this majestic feast

 

[Silkk]

They really sent a fukking referee along with Darby to promote the show
Not Bryan, not Swerve, a damn referee (Idc where she's from)
Was the lighting guy busy?

Why the fucck….

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

WWE and AEW doing record low business with Danielson as champ.

We might need to have an uncomfortable conversation about "Dragon".

He surpassed the 750 splash with the 330 SPLASH

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

What's all this 730 splash shyt.... Y'all need to stay off neckbeard twitter

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Thread became the official pocket watching dry hating thread.

Man's eating duck and the finest of wines, while us TSC brokies including the dirtbag marsupial eating can of pork and beans.

Now to be fair, after a summer of drinking and fukkin around, I'm dry for a few weeks at least...





but...if I wasn't I would've paired it with this:

Well, how do we know it’s actually duck? I want the butcher’s name and culinary background. That’s a turducken

Rain Shadow Meats

A Seattle whole animal butchery focused on Small farmed, pasture raised beef, pork, chicken and lamb. Our kitchen highlight these meats in delicious hot & cold sandwiches. House-made sausage, charcuterie, sauces & rubs

www.rainshadowmeats.com

Only the finest over here

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Now to be fair, after a summer of drinking and fukkin around, I'm dry for a few weeks at least...





but...if I wasn't I would've paired it with this:

Rain Shadow Meats

A Seattle whole animal butchery focused on Small farmed, pasture raised beef, pork, chicken and lamb. Our kitchen highlight these meats in delicious hot & cold sandwiches. House-made sausage, charcuterie, sauces & rubs

www.rainshadowmeats.com

Only the finest over here

Stunting so hard it cause the servers to stutter a bit

 

[OneDeep]

Anybody tried that Starburst Sparkling Ice

 

[OneDeep]

WWE and AEW doing record low business with Danielson as champ.

We might need to have an uncomfortable conversation about "Dragon".

Bryan
Mercedes
Okada
Osprey

None of these people are moving any needles

Crazy be 3 of them were absolute lay ups

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Yet..... the bag is secured

 

[THE 101]

Yet..... the bag is secured

For three whole years.

By the end of that deal they're gonna be doing XPW numbers

 

[Finn Baller]

Bryan
Mercedes
Okada
Osprey

None of these people are moving any needles

Crazy be 3 of them were absolute lay ups

Okada and Ospreay were never gonna do shyt because the audience familiar with them was already watching AEW

Bryan was one of the biggest reasons behind AEW's peak in 2021 that will probably never be matched by them again

now Mercedes....uh....well....uh....I got nothin

 

[OneDeep]

Okada and Ospreay were never gonna do shyt because the audience familiar with them was already watching AEW

Bryan was one of the biggest reasons behind AEW's peak in 2021 that will probably never be matched by them again

now Mercedes....uh....well....uh....I got nothin

I’m not really trying to diss Bryan but his do you flop an star in Mercedes