TONY KHAN STINKS! ("WBD OWNS A PERCENTAGE OF AEW." - DAVE MELTZER; AEW SLASHES 40% OFF SHOW TICKETS; DYNAMITE NO MILLION WATCH: 617 DAYS/88 WEEKS)

[Cognito]

Except for the turtleneck, that's also Don Callis's gimmick. Dirty Don groomed Miss Kenny since he/she/they was a little boy, and now Takeshyta is getting the same treatment (when's the last time you've seen Take wear a shirt around Callis?).
Don't get me started on Sammy "Little Pants" Guevara. I shudder to think what Callis is making that petitle, hairless, exotical do to earn his keep.
My only hope is that Callis doesn't try to make Bro. Will Hobbs do something strange for a little piece of change. I'd hate for my man Powerhouse to get those Terry Crews

Tiny has 2 badass non cac talent with actual size and he’s busy having Kenny’s sex pest uncle take all the heat and limelight wonder why they’re floundering

 

[Cognito]

Tiny having his top star take Long Island back alley gear that is giving him cystic acne and a Hulkster hairline at 26

 

[Brad Piff]

Someone might wanna do a wellness check on the snowman

Spoiler

 

[Mook]

Triple H getting credit for a storyline that started four years ago and he didn’t have shyt to do with lmao.

Shane Michaels should win in a landslide truthfully. Tony Deangelo’s storyline coulda been a fukking movie.

 

[Mook]

Triple H getting credit for a storyline that started four years ago and he didn’t have shyt to do with lmao.

Shane Michaels should win in a landslide truthfully. Tony Deangelo’s storyline coulda been a fukking movie.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Someone might wanna do a wellness check on the snowman

Spoiler

If onlyTony Khan would put as much energy into losing his virginity as he does winning that silly award.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Tony Khan]

If onlyTony Khan would put as much energy into losing his virginity as he does winning that silly award.

I just pissed down your momma throat after she took my meat down it like king Arthur's sword in the stone. The only thing capable of removing my meat from your mother's face is the raw Power of PowerHouse Hobbs who you can watch Wednesdays on Dynamite, p*ssy nikka

 

[Easy-E]

I was watching this and thinking...If I was Shida, I'd just let the ref DQ me

 

[Flex Luger]

I was watching this and thinking...If I was Shida, I'd just let the ref DQ me

I wanna talk to the whoever produced this match

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I just pissed down your momma throat after she took my meat down it like king Arthur's sword in the stone. The only thing capable of removing my meat from your mother's face is the raw Power of PowerHouse Hobbs who you can watch Wednesdays on Dynamite, p*ssy nikka

You post corny, unfunny shyt like this and you wonder why your rep is in the toilet. Instead of writing any more wack bullshyt, you should swallow every pill in your medicine cabinet and then go play in traffic. The real Tony Khan will get some p*ssy before you do, clown.
fukk you.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

AEW Is Tough To Watch Most Times, I Watch Out Of Habit And Cause Aint Shiit Else On Weds

I Don’t Even Watch Those Other 2 Shows They Got

Get It Together

 

[Tony Khan]

You post corny, unfunny shyt like this and you wonder why your rep is in the toilet. Instead of writing any more wack bullshyt, you should swallow every pill in your medicine cabinet and then go play in traffic. The real Tony Khan will get some p*ssy before you do, clown.
fukk you.

Make sure to brush your teeth after licking my ass, fakkit.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Make sure to brush your teeth after licking my ass, fakkit.

More corny white boy jokes.
You're a lame in real life. To the ignore list you go.

 

[Flex Luger]

I just pissed down your momma throat after she took my meat down it like king Arthur's sword in the stone. The only thing capable of removing my meat from your mother's face is the raw Power of PowerHouse Hobbs who you can watch Wednesdays on Dynamite, p*ssy nikka

We gotta find out who’s behind this corny ass account. shyt is straight ass