To my church going brehs, whats the crazies thing you ever seen in the lords house?

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1) Plus size woman with no bra did the "Holy Ghost" dance. One of them thangs popped out. Saw it, looked away.

2) I don't go to a charismatic church, where supernatural stuff happens all the time. But we did have a woman who was demon possessed come in our church from off the streets (we are in the hood, hood). We later found out she was messing with tarot cards and psychics. And just like you see in movies, she was talking in voices, wiggling on the floor vomiting. Way to strong for men to hold her down. About 20 minutes she finally got delivered. But that scared me because I was a new Christian.
 

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I was maybe 13 there was an affair going on between married couples. Adults acting like we too young but we can tell it was going on.

Both marriages resulted in a divorce eventually. Dad had me get up one Saturday morning to help the one husband move into his new crib since the wife kicked him out.

We moving furniture and all of a sudden this women and her kids come in and he introduces her and his girl.

I'm like dad who is she. He like shyt idk.

It was a whole mess. Pastor eventually had to tell the ex husband and the ex wife both who were getting cheated on to find a new church home.

They had kids my age and was cool with. The kids were damaged.

Both the kids my age are in jail doing double digit years
 
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