To all the brehs that say if they get in a bear fight.. help the bear

[Hater Eraser]

WWYD ?










I know the replies are gonna be legendary status .

 

[Edub]

Run up and they waiting on you....errybody woulda did the same thang on some

 

[N711oir]

His name is Clinton Dix/ act more like Clinton p*ssy legs crossed riding a scooter



How you gone protect your family with those p*ssy instincts

Btw humans been fukking with genetics for centuries / I tiger is just a hybrid capable of reproduction it's a cross between a lion and a bear....

 

[Hater Eraser]

Ice pic easy. Put that shyt right down that bear throat like suck this

if you can pierce the bears heart or windpipe with the ice pick you got a chance.

If I had to choose, give me the axe. If you can get your nerves together and give that b1tch a nice whack on the snout and another in they eye, it would be game ov. The ice pick will end up getting stuck in the bone without them even feeling it and you would be disarmed.

im taking the axe, cut down a small tree and quickly cut the end to a sharp point . . with my new spear i'll banish this land monster to the land of wind and ghosts

bigfoot gonna be peakin out his crib like "what the fukk, so you just gonna let this p*ssy ass human, make you look like a bytch bear? . . .

me: aye, you smelly bytch you can catch these hands too, you the dustiest simp in the entire forrest anyway

bigfoot: what you say little bytch ass human

me: you heard me, thats why you cant get no hoes, with yo anti-social ass

 

[Mowgli]

Dudes don't know shyt for real. A 4 inch blade inside a bear mouth making new mouths in his mouth? Issa wrap

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Crazy thing is that bear could have ran him down easily if it wasn't as scared of him as he was of it

 

[Arcavian]

fukk the bear

 

[Hater Eraser]

split the bear whole head from across the street wit da mini axe off a sour blunt n some henny white

I don't know about a tiger but if you see me fighting a bear

HELP THE BEAR

 

[Strapped]

Who wouldn't sh!t their draws

 

[Tflasha]

nikka honestly wasnt moving fast enough for me, i would've been

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

You dont see many live to tell the tale of encountering a mother bear and her cub.

He's lucky it happened there and not by a wooded area.

 

[Uchiha God]

I would have had that bear in a chokehold. Light work

 

[DrexlersFade]

Wouldve happen just like this if it was me p*ssy ass football player

 

[SAINT]

Y’all still overhyping bears?

A 2 jab combo then a shoulder roll into an uppercut to the body would have yogi bytch on the floor twitching like Apollo Creed

 

[puppetmaster]

Bears have poor takedown defense




Single leg and TKO him from side mount.

Easy work

I gotta stay clear of wherever they hang out.

I know I’d get caught like a deer in the headlights if one popped up outta nowhere like