Times You've Been At The Crossroads

[Mr. Somebody]

To me a crossroad is when you come to a point where you have a few options, one of them being the best choice and the other being a choice that you may be able to make work but its an obvious gamble.

For example.

In my demonic days i was dating a lady friend who i was considering making Mrs. Somebody but then, a demon of lust came into my life. An incredible beauty with the attitude of an angel with glimmers of a demonic beast from the pits of hell. The option was to not invite this vampire into my life and to continue in love with my lady friend or balance them both risking what had taken years to build with my lady friend. The greenlight was given by the demon and i came to the crossroads. I waited till the light turned red and let her keep going though. A year later this woman got arrested for attempted murder after she shot at a handgun at a man she loved.

When have you been at the crossroads?

 

[unit321]

...When have you been at the crossroads?

One day, I was very hungry and wanted to eat out instead of making dinner. I had a choice between eating at Subway or a Chinese take-out restaurant. The green light of the Chinese restaurant demon was given. I chose the hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant. A couple hours later, I had massive diarrhea.

When have you been at the crossroads?

 

[Henzo]

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[Dusty Bake Activate]

To me a crossroad is when you come to a point where you have a few options, one of them being the best choice and the other being a choice that you may be able to make work but its an obvious gamble.

For example.

In my demonic days i was dating a lady friend who i was considering making Mrs. Somebody but then, a demon of lust came into my life. An incredible beauty with the attitude of an angel with glimmers of a demonic beast from the pits of hell. The option was to not invite this vampire into my life and to continue in love with my lady friend or balance them both risking what had taken years to build with my lady friend. The greenlight was given by the demon and i came to the crossroads. I waited till the light turned red and let her keep going though. A year later this woman got arrested for attempted murder after she shot at a handgun at a man she loved.

When have you been at the crossroads?

This isn't Dr. Phil you bytch ass nikka.

 

[Achille]

This isn't Dr. Phil you bytch ass nikka.

 

[Habit]

same only I was out of toilet paper

I gave up pork and shell fish due to my religious beliefs, so I can't go to Chinese buffets anymore. 90% of the stuff I used to enjoy I can't eat.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

O wow, did he really say that to me. You can tell that boy is dealing with intense issues from the demonic realm because the words that came off his fingers directly contradict who you see when you look at him in a photograph. Its so demonic. Im convinced hes demonically possessed because thats just out of character for who he really is. He was at the crossroads right there where he could have not said anything, he opted to say something demonic and minutes later, he was purified with this post.

Praise God.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

One day, I was very hungry and wanted to eat out instead of making dinner. I had a choice between eating at Subway or a Chinese take-out restaurant. The green light of the Chinese restaurant demon was given. I chose the hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant. A couple hours later, I had massive diarrhea.

When have you been at the crossroads?

3 years ago my lady friend brought over strawberries she bought at the farmers market. I have allergies to strawberries but i like them when they are dipped in sugar. I had a choice, eat them and face the consequences or watch her eat them and be irritated. I ate them. For the next 3 days i spent most of my spare time on the toilet. My job was furious at the time. They asked why i didnt get a Dr's note. I said. How am i going to leave the house when i have a busted hydrant bussing in the toilet every 15 minutes. They found that funny but you know what friend, i didnt.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

3 years ago my lady friend brought over strawberries she bought at the farmers market. I have allergies to strawberries but i like them when they are dipped in sugar. I had a choice, eat them and face the consequences or watch her eat them and be irritated. I ate them. For the next 3 days i spent most of my spare time on the toilet. My job was furious at the time. They asked why i didnt get a Dr's note. I said. How am i going to leave the house when i have a busted hydrant bussing in the toilet every 15 minutes. They found that funny but you know what friend, i didnt.

Your rectum probably has more scar tissue on it than Freddy Krueger's face.

 

[newworldafro]

One time I went to the Crossroad in Bladensburg, MD.............and got nice.......and um yeah thats about it.........

 

[The Real]

 

[88m3]

Gay thread guys keep it up

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

This isn't Dr. Phil you bytch ass nikka.

so uncalled for.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

so uncalled for.

Its funnier when you read it in the voice of the guy who said it with a lisp. That Victor is so silly, friend.

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Uh o, im jesting, now. Is this how you guys do this?

I think this thread just came to the cross roads when demons walked into the street. Its so demonic, friend.

 

[No1]

This isn't Dr. Phil you bytch ass nikka.

O wow, did he really say that to me. You can tell that boy is dealing with intense issues from the demonic realm because the words that came off his fingers directly contradict who you see when you look at him in a photograph. Its so demonic. Im convinced hes demonically possessed because thats just out of character for who he really is. He was at the crossroads right there where he could have not said anything, he opted to say something demonic and minutes later, he was purified with this post.

Praise God.

Your rectum probably has more scar tissue on it than Freddy Krueger's face.

funnier when you read it in the voice of the guy who said it with a lisp. That Victor is so silly, friend.

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Uh o, im jesting, now. Is this how you guys do this?

I think this thread just came to the cross roads when demons walked into the street. Its so demonic, friend.

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