Oh, are you 1-2? 
Did you just so happen to start your season off at 0-3?
Well, you've come to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight place.
Sike, naw. I don't claim to know all the answers. But I feel like I'm a goddamn fantasymatician when I'm faded. So I'm trying to make power plays for players who are either returning in a few weeks, or just haven't performed like usual.
A couple rules though:
They can't be returning from a knee injury.
They can't be old. If they're old, it might not just be the injury. They might just be fukkin old.
So......my first play right now is to try and grab Josh Gordon. My WRs are set for the time being, but I want to be able to set them over the top and get rid of one of my bigger name players who isn't performing. Gordon will come out with a goddamn hardon. Its a PPR league so I'll trade him someone like my own team's Mohamed Sanu whose touches should go down as Marvin Jones gets mixed back in. And by the time Eifert is back and his touches go down even more, Gordon will be ready to fukk shyt up.
Second move is for Wes Welker. I was surprised to see him look so good the other night. Anyone smart would hold onto him, so I'm doing a kinda risky move....but....fukk it.
Keenan Allen, Jeremy Hill, and Justin Hunter for Wes Welker and Brian Hartline. I want my white WRs.
Once again, I don't claim to know shyt. I'm just havin fun with it
Did you just so happen to start your season off at 0-3?
Well, you've come to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight place.
Sike, naw. I don't claim to know all the answers. But I feel like I'm a goddamn fantasymatician when I'm faded. So I'm trying to make power plays for players who are either returning in a few weeks, or just haven't performed like usual.
A couple rules though:
They can't be returning from a knee injury.
They can't be old. If they're old, it might not just be the injury. They might just be fukkin old.
So......my first play right now is to try and grab Josh Gordon. My WRs are set for the time being, but I want to be able to set them over the top and get rid of one of my bigger name players who isn't performing. Gordon will come out with a goddamn hardon. Its a PPR league so I'll trade him someone like my own team's Mohamed Sanu whose touches should go down as Marvin Jones gets mixed back in. And by the time Eifert is back and his touches go down even more, Gordon will be ready to fukk shyt up.
Second move is for Wes Welker. I was surprised to see him look so good the other night. Anyone smart would hold onto him, so I'm doing a kinda risky move....but....fukk it.
Keenan Allen, Jeremy Hill, and Justin Hunter for Wes Welker and Brian Hartline. I want my white WRs.
Once again, I don't claim to know shyt. I'm just havin fun with it
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