This Year's Wrestlemania Undercard Is Questionably Bad

[DaylitoJames]

Well after this monday we all know the headlliner matches (and results) of this year's Wrestlemania:

WWE Championship - Cena will beat Rock for the belt
World Heavyweight Title - Alberto will retain due to Swagger's fukk up
Grudge Match - HHH will get his win back to wash away the "YOU TAPPED OUT!" chant
Lord of Darkness vs Gawd Savior - Taker's streak will live on since Punk still ain't wearing no suit.

So where does that leave the rest of the card?
*Cesaro is DOOMED being stuck with bum Miz
*Kofi is jobbing left and right
*Kane and D-bry is stuck in comedy
*What the hell happened to the "Barrett Barrage" momentum?
*The Shield is feuding with like 8 people now... don't know who they will face?
*Sheamus is just acting heelish picking on random people for no reason

What the hell going on this Wrestlemania season? Can fukkery save this ppv?

 

[Yoda]

sigh
dont forget the harlem shake filler....

 

[CJ]

The Youtube Pre-Show will end up with the biggest shocker at this rate

 

[FitzgeraldThomasGrant III]

WM 29 is going to be disappointing

 

[DaylitoJames]

sigh
dont forget the harlem shake filler....

Are they gonna have dem Dancing Bears (gayest name for a tag team by the way... and that includes The dikks) with Naomi and Cameron do a Harlem Shake skit backstage with a Ron Simmons' "DAMN!" at the end? Throw in Dusty clubbering someone with plunder and it will drag down Wrestlemania even further.

 

[ML29]

Don't forget F*ckboy Ziggy still has his Mitb, so I'm guessing he finally breaks his losing streak and cashes in. I'm personally hoping he becomes the 1st person to do the sneaky cash in and still fail because that's the type of fukkery this shows needs to be memorable.

 

[FRIED MASON]

sigh
dont forget the harlem shake filler....

 

[Tryna Makit]

#INfukkERYWETRUST

 

[jackswstd]

I'm skipping it anyway but imagine if Brock and Rock weren't involved? I think it would surpass Mania 11 as the worst ever.

 

[Jmare007]

The sad thing is this is the best roster WWE's had in more than a decade.

WM 29 is going to be disappointing

It can't be a disappointment when we all know #itsnotsupposedtobegood :cena:

 

[DaylitoJames]

I'm skipping it anyway but imagine if Brock and Rock weren't involved? I think it would surpass Mania 11 as the worst ever.

Hey it can still surpass it by the time the night is over with.

 

[Premeditated]

lol @ anyone who thinks about purchasing WM this year.

these fukkers really think we're stupid.

 

[DaylitoJames]

lol @ anyone who thinks about purchasing WM this year.

these fukkers really think we're stupid.

WingStops all over gonna be full of nikkas not ordering it but watching it there for free with an order of wings.

 

[Yoda]

lol @ anyone who thinks about purchasing WM this year.

these fukkers really think we're stupid.

dont call me stupid, stupid

 

[R=G]

WM 29 is going to be disappointing

Glad I was@ WM 28 in MIA..better weather, the nude beaches the night before Mania, TSC Elite was there left and right(Laya, Brad Piff, TNC), Daniel Bryan went next level, and the Rock made a fool out of know it all IWC bytch nyggas on a grandscale

Feel sorry for someone who dished out fetti to see a Cena pushed ending