They need to do another Southpaw Regional Wrestling but for the 90's

[Berniewood Hogan]

Hardcore Pornography Championship Wrestling presents...

The Pay-Per-View event of February 29th, 1995: Sex And Violence

Featuring:

Jerry Bunk in his fourteenth AND FINAL retirement match

Race Based Gang Tag Team versus Two New Jersey Whores

Guys from Japan...... and Guys from MEXICO

And the main event: Bobby Schemer fukks a New Jersey Whore.... IN BARBED WIRE

 

[RhymesWell]

Hardcore Pornography Championship Wrestling presents...

The Pay-Per-View event of February 29th, 1995: Sex And Violence

Featuring:

Jerry Bunk in his fourteenth AND FINAL retirement match

Race Based Gang Tag Team versus Two New Jersey Whores

Guys from Japan...... and Guys from MEXICO

And the main event: Bobby Schemer fukks a New Jersey Whore.... IN BARBED WIRE

Yo I need this NOW

 

[El Poyo Loco]

First we need to find out what happened at Lethal Leap Year

 

[DaylitoJames]

They gotta bring in Terry Funk for this type of fukkery

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

They gotta bring in Terry Funk for this type of fukkery

i believe the Funker would take a ladder bump in 2019

 

[DaylitoJames]

i believe the Funker would take a ladder bump in 2019

Carny til the very end