There ain't no better feelin..

[RealAssanova]

Then takin a piss after holdin it in for a long azz time.


Legs apart and flustered, arm against da wall, head raised to da ceiling, pressure buildin up and den letting out da biggest and loudest sound known to mankind when it finally starts streamin out.


That chill durin and post-piss.....

 

[Normalcy]

Man...

Ain't nothing no better then a big ass shyt...

Makes you feel like you just dropped ten pounds off of ya...

 

[RealAssanova]

Man...

Ain't nothing no better then a big ass shyt...

Makes you feel like you just dropped ten pounds off of ya...

sh!t n!gga, that too.

THAT TOO.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Yeah used to take long trips as a kid. I know that feeling all too well. I usually don't get it anymore because either at home or at work and always near a bathroom

 

[Normalcy]

sh!t n!gga, that too.

THAT TOO.

Yo man...

Flush...

Strike a match...

Wipe your bum with some Angel Soft toilet paper...

Flush again...

Then wipe with bio-degradable, flushable wet wipes...

Flush again...

Get up...

Slap some baby powder around ya shame...

Pull bottoms up...

Spray some Lysol Crisp Linen...

Turn that faucet on...

Let it get to a perfect temp...

Pump that Dial Gold Liquid Hand Soap With Moisturizer...

Work up a good lather for thirty seconds...

Rinse...

Another pump...

Another thirty seconds...

Rinse...

Turn faucet off...

Dry hands off with a soft 100% Egyptian cotton hand towel...

Turn the light and fan combo off...

Walk out the bathroom...

Go get that shea butter hand lotion...

Spread that velvet on your hands...

Then go slap Obama's mama...

It's just that good...

 

[RealAssanova]

Yo man...

Flush...

Strike a match...

Wipe your bum with some Angel Soft toilet paper...

Flush again...

Then wipe with bio-degradable, flushable wet wipes...

Flush again...

Get up...

Slap some baby powder around ya shame...

Pull bottoms up...

Spray some Lysol Crisp Linen...

Turn that faucet on...

Let it get to a perfect temp...

Pump that Dial Gold Liquid Hand Soap With Moisturizer...

Work up a good lather for thirty seconds...

Rinse...

Another pump...

Another thirty seconds...

Rinse...

Turn faucet off...

Dry hands off with a soft 100% Egyptian cotton hand towel...

Turn the light and fan combo off...

Walk out the bathroom...

Go get that shea butter hand lotion...

Spread that velvet on your hands...

Then go slap Obama's mama...

It's just that good...

For me it usually goes...

wipe and clean my azz

flush..

de-clog

flush again

de-clog

flush 3x

wash my hands, febreeze da spot and duck out.

I feel 15x more lighter after droppin massive loads. Like a n!gga made outta composite material.

 

[Normalcy]

For me it usually goes...

wipe and clean my azz

flush..

de-clog

flush again

de-clog

flush 3x

wash my hands, febreeze da spot and duck out.

I feel 15x more lighter after droppin massive loads. Like a n!gga made outta composite material.

shytting is serious business for me...

It's like a ritual...

So important for ya health...

 

[RealAssanova]

shytting is serious business for me...

It's like a ritual...

So important for ya health...

most def.

I also can't be walkin out da bathroom widout doin da.."cha cha cha...(long azz pause).....charrrrrmin" shyt.

 

[Normalcy]

most def.

I also can't be walkin out da bathroom widout doin da.."cha cha cha...(long azz pause).....charmin" shyt.

Always a victory dance...

Always...

I couldn't be in a hostage situation and I gotta shyt...

Either I'm shytting or they kill me...

 

[RealAssanova]

Always a victory dance...

Always...

I couldn't be in a hostage situation and I gotta shyt...

Either I'm shytting or they kill me...

OR how about you writin an exam and you needa shyt? Like i'm talmbout em missles comin up full speed tryna splash like em water fountains typa shyt?

fail or shyt?

 

[Normalcy]

OR how about you writin an exam and you needa shyt? Like i'm talmbout em missles comin up full speed tryna splash like em water fountains typa shyt?

fail or shyt?

When nature calls...

Nature calls...

Gotta be excused or just shyt all over...

 

[Action Jackson]

For me there ain't no better feeling than crawling into some fresh clean sheets on the bed after a long day.

 

[observe]

The best feeling is shooting someone and killing em...

 

[Ricky Church]

Then takin a piss after holdin it in for a long azz time.


Legs apart and flustered, arm against da wall, head raised to da ceiling, pressure buildin up and den letting out da biggest and loudest sound known to mankind when it finally starts streamin out.


That chill durin and post-piss.....

that lean against the wall tho

 

[Normalcy]

For me there ain't no better feeling than crawling into some fresh clean sheets on the bed after a long day.

After a shower, right?