Bboystyle
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Im half way through week 6 on my p90x diet still using the high protein to carbs/fat ratio and man,my a$$hole be passing some wind that may be toxic brehs. I mean my shyt is just plain out rotten. I dunno if its cuz of change of diet or the protein or the whey but something if creating some beyond foul smells. And the worse part is it happens alot during the day,especially at work. I work in the neuro department in the hospital so im kind of saved by the foul smells i be passing in the rooms due to 90% of our patients be old...
A typical day for me is this...Smilies included
*walks in room*
Me: Hello sir im here to take your vitals
Old dude: ok
*hooks old dude up to blood pressure machine*
Me: ok let me see your left arm.... *psssssssssssssssssss* foulest shyt ever passes *psssssssssss*
*room fills up with the smell of rotten cat carcus mixed with spoiled eggs and dead skunks*
me:
old dude:
*Pretty nurse walks in*
Nurse: hey you how ar,,,,
*me looking at old dude*
*me looking at nurse*
*me leaving the room*
Somethings gotta give brehs. I mean i cant keep defending this shyt. Eventually someone gonna catch on that every room i leave smells like as described above....
A typical day for me is this...Smilies included
*walks in room*
Me: Hello sir im here to take your vitals
Old dude: ok
*hooks old dude up to blood pressure machine*
Me: ok let me see your left arm.... *psssssssssssssssssss* foulest shyt ever passes *psssssssssss*
*room fills up with the smell of rotten cat carcus mixed with spoiled eggs and dead skunks*
me:
old dude:
*Pretty nurse walks in*
Nurse: hey you how ar,,,,
*me looking at old dude*
*me looking at nurse*
*me leaving the room*
Somethings gotta give brehs. I mean i cant keep defending this shyt. Eventually someone gonna catch on that every room i leave smells like as described above....
havent taken protein in a year
