The Warlord on Why Haku Was a Bad Motherf***er!
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The only person Haku was scared of was Benoit.
These hulk tales from all these washed up dorks regarding haku are such bullshyt.
Wow crazed man with no limit beats up slovenly white drunks in Saint Louis.
Never is the same story corroborated the same way twice.
Yea sure this guy will gouge your eyes out okay cool, but he was not a professional fighter...kimbo slices status to me rip to the dawg
Wow crazed man with no limit beats up slovenly white drunks in Saint Louis.
Never is the same story corroborated the same way twice.
Yea sure this guy will gouge your eyes out okay cool, but he was not a professional fighter...kimbo slices status to me rip to the dawg
Why you sound so mad about this? This man definitely got beat up by a great value Haku at some point in his life
...it's a business of promo cutters and people fundamentally tuned to spin/embellish/work everything.
Compounded by it being a business that compels everyone to put themselves over as much as possible and always act like they were the biggest and toughest even when they weren't.
The fact that it is universally accepted that Haku was king shyt of fukk mountain means that, for all the deviations in the tales told by a bunch of carnies... he wasn't the one to fukk with, on citas.
We never hear Haku stories where someone's like 'yeah, Meng tossed one dude, so I said 'guess we doing this' and goozled two bouncers and tossed them out the barbershop window to cover Meng's back before they beat him down'.
Not never.
It's always "And then Haku bit the nikka nose off for not bringing our check fast enough, and we all pitched in to pay for his Waffle House in thanks, and fear. Then we carried his bags so he could have his hands free to give out fades in the parking lot.'
Dudes whose whole legacy is being tough trip over themselves to talk about how badass this one man was. So even if the stories are telephone-d to shyt... it's been decades and folk still telling them tales. Which means it at least mostly factual.
HipHopStan
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In retrospect, he was right to be.
He was a pro fighter. He did professional sumo.
Even more reason for him to have that rep. Clueless brehs should google how pro sumos hands look like.
