THE SOSA IS BACK!!!!! SAMMMY

[Doobie Doo]

Sammy Sosa is back on social media and looking like he's about to fight some demagorgans in the Upside Down.


Sammy Sosa is back on social media and looking like he's about to fight some demagorgans in the Upside Down.

It's November, so now seems as good a time as any to check in on Sammy Sosa's status:
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WHAT THE HELL?

That's just a bad photo, right?



OH. MY. GOD.

Life after baseball has not been very, very good to Sammy.













Sammy Sosa status update: Yep, he's officially entered the Upside Down

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

pitiful.....

teach ur sons and daughters to love their skin color. This shyt is unacceptable.

 

[Elfuego]

Nothing new

 

[Crude Abolitionist]

Dude is a loser.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

this breh the male version of those plastic surgery cat lady types

he looks like a ghoul

that self hatred is a mind fukk foreal.. Breh wanted to have a second life as a pudgy cac, look @ that haircut

 

[Stick Up Kid]

pitiful.....

teach ur sons and daughters to love their skin color. This shyt is unacceptable.

Cubans & other black Hispanics are known to be c00ns

 

[George's Dilemma]

He could be an extra on a Seinfeld episode.

 

[the cac mamba]

.

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

Cubans & other black Hispanics are known to be c00ns

I have cuban in my line and that is a prime reason i dont really rep them

 

[Koichos]

The people still making fun of Sammy need to realize that being made fun of was probably the reason he started bleaching in the first place.

 

[Crude Abolitionist]

The people still making fun of Sammy don't realize that being made fun of was probably the reason he started bleaching in the first place.

No.

 

[3rd Koast Kang]

The beetleborgs one killed me

 

[Doobie Doo]

The people still making fun of Sammy need to realize that being made fun of was probably the reason he started bleaching in the first place.

Yes we teased dark skinned Sammy about being white SO HARD he went and turned white.

 

[Boolean]

The people still making fun of Sammy need to realize that being made fun of was probably the reason he started bleaching in the first place.

 

[Mike809]