The SIMP Epidemic....

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Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with “Chivalry” in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.

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Simps are basically the guys that get put into the friendzone by everyone.
 

ROBEEZYKILLA

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man the simp epidemic is strong it can turn your homies against you

nikka told this girl i was trying to smash(she's his sister's friend) that she shouldn't mess with me because i'm not a good guy and that if she gave him a chance he would treat her like a queen... but shes over here showing me the messages:snoop: simping does not work, friends

can't blame him though he's a lame
 

SuburbanPimp

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Wish I could say the same... After that unsuccessful time of my freshman year of high school :snoop:, I learned my lesson and changed my ways. I've been simp free ever since.

Its okay bruh, you see the light now.... :myman:

I probably would have engaged in some simping in my youth as well but I have 3 older sisters who always told me... :no: its just not necessary..

If a chick likes you, you won't need to simp to pull her.... And once you start doing simp shyt with a female you basically are stuck doing it cause you can't just switch up start being a non simp all of a sudden and expect her to be cool with that.

As much as I wish I had a older brother when I was kid, Having 3 sisters was probably the best thing to happen to me. And its ironic that females of all people were the main ones telling me not to be a simp
 

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My boy went through that ....I warned him but she put a spell on that dude. After she made it clear he wasn't going to hit she said " you can take this stuff back if you want"


What a fukking L :snoop:
 

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Read 21st century fox Space Age Pimping by Paradise and the Manipulated man by Ester Vilar. These books may change your life.


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Learned my lesson in high school :snoop: these hoes will take you for a ride if you don't make your intentions with them clear. To them if you not fukkin them you just a friend with a shoulder to cry on. If you are in one of these mentally destructive situations, ABORT immediately or :ufdup:
 
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