The Rock out of Wrestlemania According To Kayfabe News

[Riley Escobar]

Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has withdrawn from a scheduled match at WWE’s flagship pay-per-view, WrestleMania, in order to film a sequel to The Tooth Fairy.

Johnson, who was tentatively scheduled to face John Cena at the April 7 event, tweeted that the cancellation was “regrettable,” but that a Tooth Fairy sequel “takes precedence over everything else.”

The Rock’s absence from WrestleMania will sure affect its coverage in the mainstream media, and could mean diminished pay-per-view buys.

A recent survey, however, pointed out that a large segment of the WWE audience is already getting bored with the Rock’s schoolyard bullying and juvenile lingo like “cookiepuss” and “Twinkie t*ts.”

Interestingly, zero percent of WWE fans surveyed said they had seen the first Tooth Fairy movie, and none said they would watch its sequel.

http://www.kayfabenews.com/the-rock-backs-out-of-wrestlemania-to-film-tooth-fairy-sequel/

 

[Balan]

Is this for real?

 

[Sypress]

not going to lie, I did get a chuckle out of this

 

[I-Hate-You]

I didn't...not because I can't have a laugh at the Rock's expense, but it's not funny.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

to the bushes

 

[ML29]

Not Funny Sir! ....

 

[Balan]

On a side note, if your a grown man and liked Tooth Fairy, off yo self

 

[FaTaL]

vince breaks his pelvis

rock just broke his back

 

[Real]

nikka. Don't be scarin me like dat

 

[R=G]

I didn't...not because I can't have a laugh at the Rock's expense, but it's not funny.

Man, they read fantasy spoilers. That tells you enough right there

 

[captaincharisma]

worst thread of 2013 candidate

 

[The Electric Lady]

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

You lucky your a regular

 

[Riley Escobar]

You lucky your a regular

 

[Riley Escobar]

Man, they read fantasy spoilers. That tells you enough right there

Reading a satirical wrestling site > organising 80TB of Guatemalan fart porn by subgenre