2024 been the year of hate in the WWE and by decree of the Queen @Vice Queen
AEW, Indy, Japan brehs can make a thread
I've decided to the publish a regularly (sometimes weekly) Power Rankings.
Welcome to the Easy-E poll...pause
We gone do this like NCAA Football...say hello to our host!
Here's our first rankings after RAW (2/5/24):
Player Hater 2024 Power Rankings (Easy-E Poll
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Week 2
+1 Carmelo Hayes Just put on a generational Hateration, Holleration on USA.
Those fool cut a promo like he was opening for Jocedi before they perfrome on Arsenio.
Told the most over dude (Trick Williams) in NXT that he HAD to hate. HE. HAD. TO. HATE. That's his HOME BOY.
Said "Now you all about versace you copied my style."
Said Trick just his little man
Threw a shot at Book, too. Why? Trick got the most over theme music.
Then tricked the whole crowd...
IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH, DAMMIT! TRICK HAS A FAMILY!
Trick and Mama Williams
And for this, he is Number One Player Hater on our #2 Power Ranking of the Year.
+1 Carmelo Hayes (last week #2 til he put on a performance for the ages on NXT just now)
-1 Drew McIntyre (Making a strong case for Number One, I won't be surprised if he's back on Top [pause] next week...those CM Punk "grave" shirts selling like crack in the 80's)
(-) Dijak (last week #3 - If you don't watch NXT, he just stopped our Number One hater from getting his ass beat from the NXT Champion - He ain't trying to see no minorities rise up)
(-) Seth Rollins (went from shyttin on Punk for years to beggin' for a Wrestlemania moment; still living off losing his shyt to the biggest pop of 2023...but, he letting Drew out hate him. Still ranked for now. Streets saying he got the computers putin and tweeting #WeWantRocky)
Special Rankings
Roman Reigns (he is the Tribal Chief
but he buried the shyt outta his baby bro and the title that had to be created because he has unlimited PTO and takes so many private jets from the Island of Relevancy to exotic locations...But, c'mon he's our Tribal Chief ) THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCY
Solo (The Elders sent him to be the Muscle of the Tribal Chief, but, son is mean as hell with zero character development...almost beat up a platinum Latino artist IN MIAMI just for cheering for Randy Orton like the WWE ain't put him on the show...c'mon Solo) THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCY
Jim Uso (screwed his brother out of a championship...just so he wouldn't be like Roman Reigns....while he slid back into the Bloodline like he didn't just walk out on his job without giving his two week notice, but, Michin slapped the sonic rings outta him and he can't fight back) THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCY
AEW, Indy, Japan brehs can make a thread
I've decided to the publish a regularly (sometimes weekly) Power Rankings.
Welcome to the Easy-E poll...pause
We gone do this like NCAA Football...say hello to our host!
Here's our first rankings after RAW (2/5/24):
Player Hater 2024 Power Rankings (Easy-E Poll pause)
pause)(-) Drew McIntyre (Current Undisputed Playa Hater of the year)
+1 Carmelo Hayes (last week UNRANKED)
-1 Dijak (last week #2)
-1 Seth Rollins (went from shytting on Punk for years to beggin' for a Wrestlemania moment; still living off losing his shyt to the biggest pop of 2023...but, he letting Drew out hate him. Still ranked for now.)
Playas to watch (Unranked)
EDIT: need to add some Raw/Smackdown
Lexus King (Hates his Daddy, but, needs to hate harder; Tryna steal Dijak style hating on Native NXT'rs)
Lola Vice (fukked up Roxi title match, turned on her friend and buried her on a talk show - keep up the good work)
Nia Jax (everybody scared of her; ppl run before she can get her claws on them; hated on Becky so hard that she became a star)
Kiana James + Izzy Dame (hating on babyface Kalani James for no reason--she's a baby)
AJ Styles (shyt on his homies...but both his homeboys are B.A.N with unlimited PTO)
Ludwig Kaiser (hates on Vinci but he's bald and mute...hates on random coworkers....but, we get it, he's tall, European and pulled Tiffany Stratton)
Jacy Jayne (needs to hate harder, damn near a babyface)
Tiffany Stratton (Left NXT because she had to hang out with somebody with an extra 9 to 5 outside, just once. I mean...the entire Rap industry and Republican party hates broke ppl...we get it)
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Bloodline update (@CBoz)
Roman Reigns (he is the Tribal Chiefbut he buried the shyt outta his baby bro and the title that had to be created because he has unlimited PTO and takes so many private jets from the Island of Relevancy to exotic locations...But, c'mon he's our Tribal Chief )
Solo (The Elders sent him to be the Muscle of the Tribal Chief, but, son is mean as hell with zero character development...almost beat up a platinum Latino artist IN MIAMI just for cheering for Randy Orton like the WWE ain't put him on the show...c'mon Solo)
Jim Uso (screwed his brother out of a championship...just so he wouldn't be like Roman Reigns....while he slid back into the Bloodline like he didn't just walk out on his job without giving his two week notice, but, Michin slapped the sonic rings outta him and he can't fight back)
+1 Carmelo Hayes (last week UNRANKED)
-1 Dijak (last week #2)
-1 Seth Rollins (went from shytting on Punk for years to beggin' for a Wrestlemania moment; still living off losing his shyt to the biggest pop of 2023...but, he letting Drew out hate him. Still ranked for now.)
Playas to watch (Unranked)
EDIT: need to add some Raw/Smackdown
Lexus King (Hates his Daddy, but, needs to hate harder; Tryna steal Dijak style hating on Native NXT'rs)
Lola Vice (fukked up Roxi title match, turned on her friend and buried her on a talk show - keep up the good work)
Nia Jax (everybody scared of her; ppl run before she can get her claws on them; hated on Becky so hard that she became a star)
Kiana James + Izzy Dame (hating on babyface Kalani James for no reason--she's a baby)
AJ Styles (shyt on his homies...but both his homeboys are B.A.N with unlimited PTO)
Ludwig Kaiser (hates on Vinci but he's bald and mute...hates on random coworkers....but, we get it, he's tall, European and pulled Tiffany Stratton)
Jacy Jayne (needs to hate harder, damn near a babyface)
Tiffany Stratton (Left NXT because she had to hang out with somebody with an extra 9 to 5 outside, just once. I mean...the entire Rap industry and Republican party hates broke ppl...we get it)
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Bloodline update (@CBoz)
Roman Reigns (he is the Tribal Chief
but he buried the shyt outta his baby bro and the title that had to be created because he has unlimited PTO and takes so many private jets from the Island of Relevancy to exotic locations...But, c'mon he's our Tribal Chief )Solo (The Elders sent him to be the Muscle of the Tribal Chief, but, son is mean as hell with zero character development...almost beat up a platinum Latino artist IN MIAMI just for cheering for Randy Orton like the WWE ain't put him on the show...c'mon Solo)
Jim Uso (screwed his brother out of a championship...just so he wouldn't be like Roman Reigns....while he slid back into the Bloodline like he didn't just walk out on his job without giving his two week notice, but, Michin slapped the sonic rings outta him and he can't fight back)
Player Hater 2024 Power Rankings (Easy-E Poll
pause)Week 2
+1 Carmelo Hayes Just put on a generational Hateration, Holleration on USA.
Those fool cut a promo like he was opening for Jocedi before they perfrome on Arsenio.
Told the most over dude (Trick Williams) in NXT that he HAD to hate. HE. HAD. TO. HATE. That's his HOME BOY.
Said "Now you all about versace you copied my style."
Said Trick just his little man
Threw a shot at Book, too. Why? Trick got the most over theme music.Then tricked the whole crowd...
IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH, DAMMIT! TRICK HAS A FAMILY!Trick and Mama Williams
And for this, he is Number One Player Hater on our #2 Power Ranking of the Year.
+1 Carmelo Hayes (last week #2 til he put on a performance for the ages on NXT just now)
-1 Drew McIntyre (Making a strong case for Number One, I won't be surprised if he's back on Top [pause] next week...those CM Punk "grave" shirts selling like crack in the 80's)
(-) Dijak (last week #3 - If you don't watch NXT, he just stopped our Number One hater from getting his ass beat from the NXT Champion - He ain't trying to see no minorities rise up)
(-) Seth Rollins (went from shyttin on Punk for years to beggin' for a Wrestlemania moment; still living off losing his shyt to the biggest pop of 2023...but, he letting Drew out hate him. Still ranked for now. Streets saying he got the computers putin and tweeting #WeWantRocky)
Playas to watch (Unranked)
- Ludwig Kaiser (hates on Vinci but he's bald and mute...hates on random coworkers....but, we get it, he's tall, European and pulled Tiffany Stratton) RAW
- Nia Jax (Want to beat the shyt outta Rhea in front of her momma, daddy, the kangroos; Teases all the BBW lovers by caving Rhea chest in on the regular) RAW
- Tiffany Stratton (Left NXT because she had to hang out with somebody with an extra 9 to 5 outside, just once. I mean...the entire Rap industry and Republican party hates broke ppl...we get it) SMACKDOWN
- Lexus King (His Daddy just signed a Legend's deal...I know he mad; Trying fuc* every woman in NXT, knock 'em up and avoid child support while still showing up for work every week.) NXT
- Lola Vice (fukked up Roxi (the young Prodigy...word to Mobb Deep) title match, turned on her friend and buried her on a talk show - keep up the good work) NXT
- Kiana James + Izzy Dame (Still bullying in the Cancel era) NXT
- AJ Styles (His whole swag is angry Christian that's finna thump for the Lord...mad at LAK because his boys let him get beat down and LAK went to get Arab money) NXT
- Damon Kemp (Been off TV for a minute, but, he's a muscle bound El Debarge lookin' breh with nothing nice to say about nobody...I expect him to be hating on the members of his new group before they even get they first win) NXT
Special Rankings
Roman Reigns (he is the Tribal Chief
but he buried the shyt outta his baby bro and the title that had to be created because he has unlimited PTO and takes so many private jets from the Island of Relevancy to exotic locations...But, c'mon he's our Tribal Chief ) THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCYSolo (The Elders sent him to be the Muscle of the Tribal Chief, but, son is mean as hell with zero character development...almost beat up a platinum Latino artist IN MIAMI just for cheering for Randy Orton like the WWE ain't put him on the show...c'mon Solo) THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCY
Jim Uso (screwed his brother out of a championship...just so he wouldn't be like Roman Reigns....while he slid back into the Bloodline like he didn't just walk out on his job without giving his two week notice, but, Michin slapped the sonic rings outta him and he can't fight back) THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCY
