cyndaquil
Lv 100 Bold natured
![latest](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nickelodeon/images/1/1e/Patti_Mayonnaise.png/revision/latest?cb=20161009032853)
Think about it she never let my nikka Skeeter hit even though he way cooler than that lame nikka Doug. Skeeters had swag, wasn't disrespectful and made the ladies laugh
![maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DksjlOutphw/maxresdefault.jpg)
But instead she got with that swagless, vest wearing, awkward dude Doug who got picked on and wrote in a journal every night like a little bytch
![scust :scust: :scust:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)
![doug-funnie-patti-mayonnaise.jpg](https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/doug-funnie-patti-mayonnaise.jpg)
and she dyed her hair blonde?
![mjpls :mjpls: :mjpls:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)