The official "fukkeries at your job" thread

[Beerus]

Let me start this off
Im taking a piss at the urinals in the washroom b this dude comes in as im buttoning up my pants(fukking hate button fly pants) this dude asks me isnt the urinal too small for me ...
Bruh wtf

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Get fired, brehs

 

[Just like bruddas]

sometimes i guard the gwb and people jumpoff it all the time

 

[Beerus]

But can someone explain to me wtf this shyt was about?
Yo these gay ass nikkas gettin crazy

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

Supervisor kirked on an old Asian lady today, shyt had me