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Spoken Word open mics are much worse :sadcam:

Couldn't even imagine that.

Heard like two good jokes last night.

And all the comics were big into pun jokes for some reason. They all had at least one pun joke and there were two dudes whose entire set was pun one liners:dwillhuh:

But I suppose I respect them in some ways. Having good stand up is hard to do :manny:
 

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loaded up news sites today and the first big headline i see is that the World Wildlife Federation captured a panda beating off on camera for the first time

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loaded up news sites today and the first big headline i see is that the World Wildlife Federation captured a panda beating off on camera for the first time

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These JBO nikkas corruption is affecting animals now :smh: :mjlol:
 

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oh yeah @Grams stop cryin tho for real, fahim? almost nobody knows what to do with themselves right outta college, fahim? you're about to have a B.A. in some bullshyt field, join the club, fahim? the point is you got a B.A. and now you gotta find something to pay the bills and try to conjure that into something that you like to do, fahim?

if you had told me when i left school that i'd be doing what i do now, i woulda been :leon: , fahim?
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Couldn't even imagine that.

Heard like two good jokes last night.

And all the comics were big into pun jokes for some reason. They all had at least one pun joke and there were two dudes whose entire set was pun one liners:dwillhuh:

But I suppose I respect them in some ways. Having good stand up is hard to do :manny:
the thing with Spoken Word Open Mics is that these are the most pretentious of pretentious people. On stage and in the audience. THey take themselves completely serious and thats what makes it horrible.

While open standups can be cringe inducing -- and ive gone to a few -- no one is taking themselves serious.
 

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When you ask someone in the Booth for a link and you get that notification believing that the poster provided you with a lit link only for it to be a .rar file

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How do you young whippersnappers use winRAR? I swear it never works for me :beli:
 

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When you ask someone in the Booth for a link and you get that notification believing that the poster provided you with a lit link only for it to be a .rar file

fridge.gif



How do you young whippersnappers use winRAR? I swear it never works for me :beli:
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Ideally I'd like to use a Wesley snipes flat top smiley
 

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:why:

u killed my dreams
:manny:

The idea is that brehs want to line roads with these things and we'd have repulsor lift road systems with cars (navigated automatically w/ the Googles of course) and it'd be a wrap.

It ain't no dream, that's how these maglev trains work. This been existing for decades and decades now :manny:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maglev
 
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