Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - Life and Death for South America, Pre-Season for Europe: The Club World Cup

[Scottie Drippin]

CB: @SubZeroDegrees completing the Spine of Africa backline. Very high workrate. Real locker room guy. Another shock member of the 2000 post club. This recent #midnightboyz spat is cause for alarm, but both he and @Grams will be expected to settle the beef between them in time for the tournament.

 

[Grams]

It's been settled

 

[Liu Kang]

3 CBs ?
@Don Rhymus, managing a 352 or even better a 343 side !? I can respect that

 

[mastermind]

CB: @mastermind With the unfortunate retirement of @Kunty McPhuck @mastermind now wears the C on his sleeve. Formerly a renown box to box mid, he's dialed down his rampaging posting on all fronts ways and applied himself with a bit more discipline. An experienced moderator, he knows how to snuff out fires. He's shown an incredible ability to literally see every movie that's released, regardless of its insignificance, proving his ability to see things before they develop and point people in the right direction whether at the box office, or the box.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

CDM: @yoyoyo1 a metronomic agitator. If there's a thread, @yoyoyo1 is posting in it and pissing someone off. He doesn't derail threads like @Grams, but he does intercept them. Gently guides the flow of posting towards a topic more demonic. High motor. Not a dazzler, but a constant doer with absolute commitment to the craft.

 

[mastermind]

#midnightboyz back 3


would be a huge black wall

 

[Grams]

#midnightboyz back 3


would be a huge black wall

The Night's Watch

 

[yoyoyo1]

i'm calling @BLAZO da GAWD as the yaya role

 

[mastermind]

The Night's Watch

 

[Scottie Drippin]

LWB: @horse. kills. Ethnic enough to put some flair onto the ball on offense, American enough to remember to get back and play some fukking defense. A long history taking the field with @mastermind for his club team in DC, he knows how to play off of the defensive anchor. He also has the uncanny ability to take whatever @yoyoyo1 produces and run with it in whatever direction he pleases.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

RWB: @SCORCH 3400 caps for OFT, he's only taken to the forum 4800 times in total, there may be no man more dedicated to the OFT cause A proper mandem, not even his recent flirtation with the Golden State Warriors has drawn him too far away from his home, and that's just what this tier of the team needs between @yoyoyo1 prodigious inability to settle on being anything and @horse. kills eclectic genetic makeup constantly sending him wayward.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

CM: @penfield This perennial contender for Coli WOAT may just make him the current GOAT. The man that leads the one man Anti-Post Movement has drawn the ire and lives inside the heads of all our most capable opponents. His Beli-Per-Post ratio is incredible. His dwillhuh-per-post ratio is even better. He set the single season NFL record for camby's. Every team needs its visionary. Ours post pictures of worn and weathered boat shoes in the egregious basketball sneakers thread.

 

[KingHurst]

CM: @penfield This perennial contender for Coli WOAT may just make him the current GOAT. The man that leads the one man Anti-Post Movement has drawn the ire and lives inside the heads of all our most capable opponents. His Beli-Per-Post ratio is incredible. His dwillhuh-per-post ratio is even better. He set the single season NFL record for camby's. Every team needs its visionary. Ours post pictures of worn and weathered boat shoes in the egregious basketball sneakers thread.

my breh penfield is gonna be our di maria in midfield

 

[Scottie Drippin]

RW: @Liu Kang A creator with the heart of a work-horse. He ranked in the Top 5 in 2013 for arbitrary smilie requests answered. He whips crosses into the box at the same rate he crops out the backgrounds of peoples heads. His critics argued he lacked the propa true spirit of the OFT, but his shocking transformation into a Liverpool fan and less shocking but exponentially funnier transition into a City supporter mere minutes after Gerrard's slip proved he had the mettle. His late season run of form included a star making performance in developing the hand-written post movement.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

LW: @Hollister The critics would argue his role in the team is entirely because he's Brazilian. They say if he was American, he'd be slumming it up in The Tunnel. Their criticism is undeniably true but his spot on the team sheet is cemented. Can't you just hear the drums in his keystrokes? The noise of the street in his iffy punctuation, the flavor of life in his consonants? Sure he just dribbles on the wing the same way he just pops in to carry on an on going conversation with himself about the happenings of the Brasileiro...but it's just so beautifl to watch