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It’s a bad night to be Neymar...



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We gonna need u to translate what was said before it popped off Breh
 

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Translation.

Neymar: Forgot. How? How? (he is talking about condoms, she asked if he had them)

cant hear the girl

Neymar again: Can i? Without? Without a condom?

then you can hear a slap.

Neymar: No, no, no, no, no. Don't hit me. Don't hit me i dont like it like this.

Girl: No? You gonna hit me arent you?

Neymar: No, i dont like that.

Girl: No?

Girl gets up, slap him twice and then throws something at him, looks like a cup, then Neymar raises his legs like in the leaked photo.

Girl: You know why i am hitting you dont you? You know why? Do you know?

Neymar: Wow, wow, wow, calm down. Dont do that.

Girl: Because yesterday you hit/assaulted me and you left me here alone...

Video ends.

Music is every breath you take by the police (huh, fitting).
 
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Translation.

Neymar: Forgot. How? How? (he is talking about condoms, she asked if he had them)

cant hear the girl

Neymar again: Can i? Without? Without a condom?

then you can hear a slap.

Neymar: No, no, no, no, no. Don't hit me. Don't hit me i dont like it like this.

Girl: No? You gonna hit me arent you?

Neymar: No, i dont like that.

Girl: No?

Girl gets up, slap him twice and then throws something at him, looks like a cup, then Neymar raises his legs like in the leaked photo.

Girl: You know why i am hitting you dont you? You know why? Do you know?

Neymar: Wow, wow, wow, calm down. Dont do that.

Girl: Because yesterday you hit/assaulted me and you left me here alone...

Video ends.

Music is every breath you take by the police (huh, fitting).

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Neymar getting hurt again par for the course for Brazilian attackers,the reality of his career ending like R9-R10-Kaka is becoming more and more real with each passing injury.

Dude really is a fascist supporter thought it was only a rumer
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Translation.

Neymar: Forgot. How? How? (he is talking about condoms, she asked if he had them)

cant hear the girl

Neymar again: Can i? Without? Without a condom?

then you can hear a slap.

Neymar: No, no, no, no, no. Don't hit me. Don't hit me i dont like it like this.

Girl: No? You gonna hit me arent you?

Neymar: No, i dont like that.

Girl: No?

Girl gets up, slap him twice and then throws something at him, looks like a cup, then Neymar raises his legs like in the leaked photo.

Girl: You know why i am hitting you dont you? You know why? Do you know?

Neymar: Wow, wow, wow, calm down. Dont do that.

Girl: Because yesterday you hit/assaulted me and you left me here alone...

Video ends.

Music is every breath you take by the police (huh, fitting).

So she's provoking him to hit back and then file assault charges.
 
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