Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Damn, think I had the worst night I've had in some time last night brehs 
To preface I was reading that thread some weeks ago about how women can be way dirtier than men. Luckily, when I was thinking about it while reading that thread, I was like,
I've never dealt with any trifling broads like that.
Until last night
I met a broad at the bar. All initial indications pointed to her being completely normal, she was a law school grad, single, in her 30s and was having decent craic.
Then the drinks began swirling, the tequila was doing its thing and the end of the night came along and she invited me back to her place. I convinced her for us to go back to her place, generally because I hate taking broads back to my place what with roommates, so she accepted and I was
inside.
We got to her apartment and she was like, "My place is a little dirty. And I have a cat
"
Even in my inebriated state that sent one flag up. But I gave her the benefit of doubt, "It's all good, and I like cats
"
The door swung open into one of the filthiest, dirtiest apartments I think I've ever seen someone have. shyt looked like Grey Gardens, like hoarders, like she hadn't left in ages, the airs and winds of outside never touching the inner corners of the rooms. Everything was grey. And everything had inches of dust, random papers were strewn everywhere, she had a huge cat litter box that hadn't been cleaned, couldn't even see the kitchen counters.
I goggled.
Then she was like, "See you in the room
" and she beetled off into her bedroom.
I goggled again. I opened a cupboard half expecting to see a rat jump out at me or some rodent.
I went into the room and was like, "I can't do this
"
And she gave me the
look and asked why. And I was like, "I'm just not comfortable with...all this " as I made a waving motion with my hand.
But I was far from my apartment and it was late, so I had to spend the night there
shyt was a night to make you never want to drink or attempt one night stands ever again
And I didn't see her fukking cat once.
To preface I was reading that thread some weeks ago about how women can be way dirtier than men. Luckily, when I was thinking about it while reading that thread, I was like,
I've never dealt with any trifling broads like that.Until last night
I met a broad at the bar. All initial indications pointed to her being completely normal, she was a law school grad, single, in her 30s and was having decent craic.
Then the drinks began swirling, the tequila was doing its thing and the end of the night came along and she invited me back to her place. I convinced her for us to go back to her place, generally because I hate taking broads back to my place what with roommates, so she accepted and I was
We got to her apartment and she was like, "My place is a little dirty. And I have a cat
"Even in my inebriated state that sent one flag up. But I gave her the benefit of doubt, "It's all good, and I like cats
"The door swung open into one of the filthiest, dirtiest apartments I think I've ever seen someone have. shyt looked like Grey Gardens, like hoarders, like she hadn't left in ages, the airs and winds of outside never touching the inner corners of the rooms. Everything was grey. And everything had inches of dust, random papers were strewn everywhere, she had a huge cat litter box that hadn't been cleaned, couldn't even see the kitchen counters.
I goggled.
Then she was like, "See you in the room
" and she beetled off into her bedroom.I goggled again. I opened a cupboard half expecting to see a rat jump out at me or some rodent.
I went into the room and was like, "I can't do this
"And she gave me the
look and asked why. And I was like, "I'm just not comfortable with...all this " as I made a waving motion with my hand.But I was far from my apartment and it was late, so I had to spend the night there
shyt was a night to make you never want to drink or attempt one night stands ever again
And I didn't see her fukking cat once.
anyone got a clean Barcelona stream?
shyt defending.
Well played sergio garcia.
Well played sergio garcia.
Damn, think I had the worst night I've had in some time last night brehs
To preface I was reading that thread some weeks ago about how women can be way dirtier than men. Luckily, when I was thinking about it while reading that thread, I was like,
Until last night
I met a broad at the bar. All initial indications pointed to her being completely normal, she was a law school grad, single, in her 30s and was having decent craic.
Then the drinks began swirling, the tequila was doing its thing and the end of the night came along and she invited me back to her place. I convinced her for us to go back to her place, generally because I hate taking broads back to my place what with roommates, so she accepted and I wasinside.
We got to her apartment and she was like, "My place is a little dirty. And I have a cat
Even in my inebriated state that sent one flag up. But I gave her the benefit of doubt, "It's all good, and I like cats
The door swung open into one of the filthiest, dirtiest apartments I think I've ever seen someone have. shyt looked like Grey Gardens, like hoarders, like she hadn't left in ages, the airs and winds of outside never touching the inner corners of the rooms. Everything was grey. And everything had inches of dust, random papers were strewn everywhere, she had a huge cat litter box that hadn't been cleaned, couldn't even see the kitchen counters.
I goggled.
Then she was like, "See you in the room
I goggled again. I opened a cupboard half expecting to see a rat jump out at me or some rodent.
I went into the room and was like, "I can't do this
And she gave me the
But I was far from my apartment and it was late, so I had to spend the night there
shyt was a night to make you never want to drink or attempt one night stands ever again
And I didn't see her fukking cat once.
When's the second date happening?
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
you shoulda fukked. Just off the "Im stuck here" thinking.Damn, think I had the worst night I've had in some time last night brehs
To preface I was reading that thread some weeks ago about how women can be way dirtier than men. Luckily, when I was thinking about it while reading that thread, I was like,
Until last night
I met a broad at the bar. All initial indications pointed to her being completely normal, she was a law school grad, single, in her 30s and was having decent craic.
Then the drinks began swirling, the tequila was doing its thing and the end of the night came along and she invited me back to her place. I convinced her for us to go back to her place, generally because I hate taking broads back to my place what with roommates, so she accepted and I wasinside.
We got to her apartment and she was like, "My place is a little dirty. And I have a cat
Even in my inebriated state that sent one flag up. But I gave her the benefit of doubt, "It's all good, and I like cats
The door swung open into one of the filthiest, dirtiest apartments I think I've ever seen someone have. shyt looked like Grey Gardens, like hoarders, like she hadn't left in ages, the airs and winds of outside never touching the inner corners of the rooms. Everything was grey. And everything had inches of dust, random papers were strewn everywhere, she had a huge cat litter box that hadn't been cleaned, couldn't even see the kitchen counters.
I goggled.
Then she was like, "See you in the room
I goggled again. I opened a cupboard half expecting to see a rat jump out at me or some rodent.
I went into the room and was like, "I can't do this
And she gave me the
But I was far from my apartment and it was late, so I had to spend the night there
shyt was a night to make you never want to drink or attempt one night stands ever again
And I didn't see her fukking cat once.
This guy messi!
Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
Mané Swagincha
6 times
@horse. kills Your Palmeiras about to get relegated bruh..how does it feel
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Damn, think I had the worst night I've had in some time last night brehs
To preface I was reading that thread some weeks ago about how women can be way dirtier than men. Luckily, when I was thinking about it while reading that thread, I was like,
Until last night
I met a broad at the bar. All initial indications pointed to her being completely normal, she was a law school grad, single, in her 30s and was having decent craic.
Then the drinks began swirling, the tequila was doing its thing and the end of the night came along and she invited me back to her place. I convinced her for us to go back to her place, generally because I hate taking broads back to my place what with roommates, so she accepted and I wasinside.
We got to her apartment and she was like, "My place is a little dirty. And I have a cat
Even in my inebriated state that sent one flag up. But I gave her the benefit of doubt, "It's all good, and I like cats
The door swung open into one of the filthiest, dirtiest apartments I think I've ever seen someone have. shyt looked like Grey Gardens, like hoarders, like she hadn't left in ages, the airs and winds of outside never touching the inner corners of the rooms. Everything was grey. And everything had inches of dust, random papers were strewn everywhere, she had a huge cat litter box that hadn't been cleaned, couldn't even see the kitchen counters.
I goggled.
Then she was like, "See you in the room
I goggled again. I opened a cupboard half expecting to see a rat jump out at me or some rodent.
I went into the room and was like, "I can't do this
And she gave me the
But I was far from my apartment and it was late, so I had to spend the night there
shyt was a night to make you never want to drink or attempt one night stands ever again
And I didn't see her fukking cat once.
Next time wear a hazmat suit and dive in the p*ssy.
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Her room was the worst. She had a corner of the room that was filled with old and dusty stuffed animals, a desk that just had a bunch of shyt on it that had clearly been there for ages, a closet that had piles of clothes and shoes and random trash cascading out of it.
Come to think of it now it was sorta depressing because at some point she had just given up. Dunno how someone lives like that.
I just curled up on her dusty ass bed and passed out
Arsenal supporters are scum. Grown men queuing up to abuse an elderly man boarding a train.
BOOOOOOOOOOO! GIT AHT MA CLAB! FACK OFF!
I legit feel sorry for Wenger
