Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
There's such a thing as a "mennist" now? 
I thought that was just like, being a white dude like John Boehner
I thought that was just like, being a white dude like John Boehner
Roadie pipeher
From the embers
There's such a thing as a "mennist" now?
I thought that was just like, being a white dude like John Boehner
tbf its derision, at-least when i use it..
Had a run-in with a member of the youtube glitterati today. And it was the saddest thing I think I've witnessed in some time.
I was sitting on the bus coming from the AT&T store, slightly upset over the fact that, despite my upgrade, the crooks at the AT&T store have been funneling customers into a despicable new AT&T next plan where you basically finance your phone. Finance a fukking phone. $34 dollars over 20 months or some shyt
shyt, houses are so expensive these days you need a mortgage to get them, and nikkas asking brehs to finance phones now ffs
Either way. I was sitting on the bus dreading having to go to the Apple store during the weekend and fight my way through the crowd just to get a new rectangle to play Plants v. Zombies 2 on when the breh Shoenice came on the bus
The breh who is pretty much net famous for drinking and eating a bunch of shyt on youtube. No one recognized him, or if they did, they didn't want the subsequent embarrassment of exposing themselves for actually allotting time on this Earth for watching a fat white dude destroy his innards for fame. Either way, dude was drunk as fukk, and started doing his "stand-up act" and "jokes."
It's like, you want to laugh at the dude. And he wants you to laugh and gawk and rubberneck at him because he's spent his life draining his dignity out video upload by video upload, but besides being painfully unfunny in the conventional sense, he was just sad and unfunny in the pitying sense, if you will. And then he delved into the self-promotion bits, telling people to go watch him chug a bottle of smirnoff online.
We got off at the end of the line and he stumbled into the Denver night. It's cold out there too
Be internet famous brehs
The att next program is a feeaking joke.
Every time I call in, they're trying to get me on this. I'll buy my own phones or endure the old-fashioned 2 year plans, thank you very much.
I wouldn't be opposed to the changing our names to each other's names like we talked about a while back.
Posting as @Liu Kang in random threads, starting beefs, board wouldn't know what to do
Need someone with a moderating turn of mind... @concise what's our standing on this?
It's grounds for dismissal as a mod.
But I won't be a mod forever.
so there's more than one way to do this
the Face/Off: switch passwords, retain sig/avi, etc but do completely different shyt than the creator of the name
The Prestige: shared passwords, one username, one day we think that white women are goddesses, the next we think all white people need to be locked in cages and burned (actually that happens often enough on the average coli username already)
The Beautiful Mind: we all just decide to completely reroute our coli personas and become different e-people, taking bits and pieces from each other to create some sort of disassembled OFT voltron
The Pacific Rim: we create usernames on roids that can only be handled by two people at once lest they die in the swarm of neg reps and hate PMs
I'm down for the face/off or beautiful mind idea at the proper time.
This could be a great execution. 
Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
There's such a thing as a "mennist" now?
I thought that was just like, being a white dude like John Boehner
istn that what the MRA/redpill/masculist movement is about
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
istn that what the MRA/redpill/masculist movement is about
Yeah probably. I could see Boehner leading a mgtow conference/retreat.
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
thread has taken a turn for the 
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/ @concise you bopped me from the ferguson thread don't lie
Yup.
But it isn't permanent.
A whole lot of warnings and reply bans being handed out.
But what happened to:
?
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
I thought I'd just get a warning
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
how
Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
If Wumger doesn't bench Santi tomorrow
Welbeck
Sanchez
Oxelade-Chamberlain
They will lead Arsenal's attack tomorrow.
Sanchez
Oxelade-Chamberlain
They will lead Arsenal's attack tomorrow.
