long arm, long legged, athletic African. What else do you need to know?
I need to know everything. His sleep patterns, his stronger foot, what siblings he has, what his diet consists of, and what kind of temperament does he possess? Is he strong enough for the prem, or is he weak, will we have to tweak when he breaks a limb?
Does he like a cigarette, drink, porn, any vices, his opinion on the Israel and Gaza crisis, and what should we do about Isis? Is his touch cultured or clunky, in Dawn of Planet of the Apes did he feel sorry for the apes or the monkeys? Does Wenget think he'll develop into a particularly good player? Does he leave his boots on when he fukks like Justin Slayer?
Fat, tall, skinny, short, stupid, bald, how does he take his hoes? Who is the real William Carvalho?