The Fake Brazilians on here really are a a boring bunch. They've exhausted the book of football cliches to the point of absurdity. I'm not sure how many times we can hear that football is religion in Brazil, or that this will have ramifications, or that there will be riots blah blah blah. It's decidedly American. Reading the British sites, I feel like you rarely get that, it's a given. Only on American sites am I constantly reminded that Brazilians really enjoy football.
Also what holds those fukks back is the buying into the great Brazilian marketing juggernaut. I enjoy witnessing the link between advertising and the forming of an opinion. And not just advertising, but media in general tbf. Has a nation ever had a mystique built upon so much marketing and smoke? Nike been peddling Brazilian stereotypes for years now and people still fall for it hook, line and sinker.
On another note, watching that Vine that Diddly fukkwits posted above I've realized in the years that Vine has been a thing, I think I've laughed at like two, maybe three vines. How can a technology like that be so utterly unfunny? Just stick to goal replays recording your tv and the odd jiggly-ass shots from porn stars on their twitter.
On another nother note, I've realized I can't take anything seriously anymore. I was doing some extra side work for a website, just writing some content and copy, nothing too serious, and found myself constantly being a sarcastic a$$hole and taking the piss when that is definitely not what the website was going for. Just literally making fun of everything they wanted me to write, an insufferable sarcasm automaton with no off-switch. I'm incapable of writing anything that possesses any sort of gravity, I'm always hiding behind sarcasm, always a tongue lolling in one cheek or the other, acutely self-aware. My sarcasm has gotten to that level in real life where people just think I'm a fukking retard, that next level sarcasm that is as arid as Antarctica. I blame the coli.
On another nother nother note, "taking the piss." Can't believe it's gone this long without someone calling me a Fake Englishman.