Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[phillycavsfan]

Just got back from brunch. Peeped the score..

 

[RealAssanova]

sterling...

i can't see AVB keepin his job after this match.

levy preppin dat post-game talk

 

[nomoreneveragain]

patching up our Goal Differential

 

[NSSVO]

haha you guys are a$$holes. i enjoy football, its not a hard game to grasp. you guys are so fukking goofy that i write ridiculous statements to get your half ass english slang outta ya.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Silver lining is that if AVB does get sacked he can submit his CV immediately to the Baggies

 

[yoyoyo1]

this is all Clint Dempsey's fault!!!

 

[mastermind]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Who is there to take over from AVB. Hiddink going back to the Dutch NT job come July

 

[thatrapsfan]

The fake militants on here will go on about black genes are the dominant genes but if a breh with a Nigerian dad can look like this

then you know the jig is up

This is Blake Griffin's dad:

 

[thatrapsfan]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I love it, 2 of the brehs from the I don’t give a fukk movement

 

[Jazzy B.]

5 fingers(5 goals)

 

[Montez]

As I sit here, one hand on my XL burrito other hand on keyboard, ya breh just has to think. And wonder. And think back, to essence of this shyt man.

Back to a time when a nikka didn't have no bytches because I was quiet and nerdy AND EVEN WORSE

WORSE

Than being nerdy which I am lets keep it 100 hunnit non nerdy ass nikkas don't do the nerd as shyt like I do

Worse than thinking you're something, is thinking that you're something and thinking that something means you can't be the waviest nikka on earth

Because its untrue b

I used to think a nikka like myself could never get bytches

But then I stopped thinking about not getting bytches

Then I stopped thinking about bytches

And then I got so many bytches

Now I'm thinking about how to get rid of some of these bytches

And I'm not saying that anyone can just be themselves and start cartwheeling into p*ssy

I'm an amazing ass person. I'm like a sharknado, if the shark was realassnikka and the nado was person you genuinely like spending time around.

Be safe in the streets.

And I'm out.

OH, this fukking band described themselves as post-pop-punk from pre-portlandia-portland, oregon. They charged 12 bucks to go to there show.

I went in for free, and stole the experience of their performance on ground fukking principle because they need to be fukking humbled

 

[yoyoyo1]

 

[Jazzy B.]

Levy about to give AVB that work!!!