Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[mastermind]

that was a spectacular goal by Liverpool cant even front

Spurs are fukking pathetic.

Spend £100 million+ on mediocre and average players, brehs

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Great goal from rat face

 

[Mané Swagincha]

Let's all laugh at Tottenham

 

[dennis roadman]

you had spurs when you started and now you're just watford

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

I always thought Kyle Walker was one of those white boys who were just tan as fukk or looked like they have some black in them somewhere down the line but when I saw his dad was actually black I 'd at my screen

na breh hes mixed race

us blacks are going extinct over here

Tottenham getting that work

 

[Premeditated]

Willian watching this at home like

 

[Mané Swagincha]

there is no argument here, that was a red card.

Should be another match, imo. Paulinho tried to hurt dude.

Thought that red was rather harsh, it wasn't like the Xabi or De Jong tackle at all

 

[dennis roadman]

As I sit here, one hand on my XL burrito other hand on keyboard, ya breh just has to think. And wonder. And think back, to essence of this shyt man.

Back to a time when a nikka didn't have no bytches because I was quiet and nerdy AND EVEN WORSE

WORSE

Than being nerdy which I am lets keep it 100 hunnit non nerdy ass nikkas don't do the nerd as shyt like I do

Worse than thinking you're something, is thinking that you're something and thinking that something means you can't be the waviest nikka on earth

Because its untrue b

I used to think a nikka like myself could never get bytches

But then I stopped thinking about not getting bytches

Then I stopped thinking about bytches

And then I got so many bytches

Now I'm thinking about how to get rid of some of these bytches

And I'm not saying that anyone can just be themselves and start cartwheeling into p*ssy

I'm an amazing ass person. I'm like a sharknado, if the shark was realassnikka and the nado was person you genuinely like spending time around.

Be safe in the streets.

And I'm out.

OH, this fukking band described themselves as post-pop-punk from pre-portlandia-portland, oregon. They charged 12 bucks to go to there show.

I went in for free, and stole the experience of their performance on ground fukking principle because they need to be fukking humbled

blah blah blah muthafukka, we're still all waiting on those party invites

 

[Mané Swagincha]

Willian watching this at home like

He could've been playing that Scouse Tiki Taka

 

[mastermind]

Thought that red was rather harsh, it wasn't like the Xabi or De Jong tackle at all

breh, he kicked him in the chest intentionally. Thats a red, and he should get another match.

 

[dennis roadman]

paulinho is corinthians, i expect nothing less from those fukking ill-bred oiled up pothole dwellers


willian doe, yeah he wonnah da gud ones m8

 

[Grams]

na breh hes mixed race

us blacks are going extinct over here

Tottenham getting that work

The fake militants on here will go on about black genes are the dominant genes but if a breh with a Nigerian dad can look like this

then you know the jig is up

 

[mastermind]

 

[amare68]

2 goals 2 assists for captain suarez

 

[mastermind]

paulinho is corinthians, i expect nothing less from those fukking ill-bred oiled up pothole dwellers