Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

What fukkery she been up to? that’s been getting on your t*ts? And if you been thinking about it for 6 months its time to show her to the shrubbery

Tbh I think it's 100% me . She hasn't done anything wrong really. You've got to understand this about me, I'm one of those types of annoying people that irrationally expect the best out of everyone they deal with on a personal level, because I try to improve upon myself constantly, and I expect things out of her now that kinda contradict the personality traits that made me get with her in the first place.

Like for example, I got with her because she is very homely, delicate (in a womanly way) and very cute (in a goofy way)....and doesn't have a slutty bone in her body. Well now.....i'm finding out, in order to keep the man (me) interested sexually in her, she's gonna have to know how to turn me on (and I've become more demonic/wiser with age ), and now the goofiness is starting to iritate me because she'll make a big deal out of a cut that'll have me looking at her like . She's not the princess barbie daddies girl type of girl either.


also, let's get down to the nitty gritty. That strange is fuccing appealing . I come into contact with maaaaanny beautiful women at my job and I actually work with 2 girls that teach pole dancing workout on the side and one that is a ballerina (the flexibility )...and to top it off, I've never cheated on my girl, never so much as kissed another girl, so the temptation is getting to a boiling point atm.

Lastly, I know if I dump my girl I'll most likely regret it later on in life. She'd be a phenomenal mother, people would have to go out of there way to dislike her and she would never cheat on me. Plus, she literally worships the ground I walk on (no gas).She's told me in the past that our relationship is like if I told her to jump, she'd ask "how high?" so.......oh and last year I had a tarot reading and the lady that did it told me that I wanted to finish the relationship and shouldn't do so cos I'll have maaaaaany women try to get with me (golddiggers) with how my life is going to go and she's the one that has held me down (she does hold me down very well ) and basically my life is going to go t*ts up if i'm not with her lol. I don't usually believe in them type of things but you never know so there's that too



i'm confused brehs oh yeah, sorry for you reading all this and there not being any gilver/u-gos type fuccery in there. My relationship is very easy going (touch wood) . Oh and we're going to paris in a couple weeks so even if I wanted to end it I can't do it now and be a total c*nt lol

 

[Nemesis]

England have never beaten Italy or Uruguay in a competitive match from what i remember i could be wrong, they are fukked, Suarez gonna give them that work

portugal got the best player in the world right now who singlehandedly got them to the world cup and everyone agrees Germany have overtaken Spain as producing the best football....

USA and my Ghanian brothers are fukked.... Ghanas squad is ageing and they dont have any decent strikers

Nigeria was unbeaten throughout the whole qualification plus we are the African champions, our goalkeeper just broke the record in France for longest consecutive clean sheets....our strikers are on point and weve beaten Argentina before..... Nigeria goes through second in their group

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

anything can happen tho. US might come outta Rio like this

 

[yoyoyo1]

can't wait for that one team that gets stung by costa rica

 

[raidersreceiver]

nikkas finished 4th in CONCACAF and now you think you're better than Croatia?

croatia ain't shyt

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

England supposed to fear Costa Rica ?

Uruguay and Italy breh

Only 2 teams qualify

 

[dennis roadman]

usa gonna get out of the group. not sure why im so confident but i am

also we got a canadian in here talkin the biggest @thatknickfan is an oft og but where's your seat at the table here breh

 

[thatrapsfan]

Live preview show. Why does this Honduran player sound American ?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Tbh I think it's 100% me . She hasn't done anything wrong really. You've got to understand this about me, I'm one of those types of annoying people that irrationally expect the best out of everyone they deal with on a personal level, because I try to improve upon myself constantly, and I expect things out of her now that kinda contradict the personality traits that made me get with her in the first place.

Like for example, I got with her because she is very homely, delicate (in a womanly way) and very cute (in a goofy way)....and doesn't have a slutty bone in her body. Well now.....i'm finding out, in order to keep the man (me) interested sexually in her, she's gonna have to know how to turn me on (and I've become more demonic/wiser with age ), and now the goofiness is starting to iritate me because she'll make a big deal out of a cut that'll have me looking at her like


also, let's get down to the nitty gritty. That strange is fuccing appealing . I come into contact with maaaaanny beautiful women at my job and I actually work with 2 girls that teach pole dancing workout on the side and one that is a ballerina (the flexibility )...and to top it off, I've never cheated on my girl, never so much as kissed another girl, so the temptation is getting to a boiling point atm.

Lastly, I know if I dump my girl I'll most likely regret it later on in life. She'd be a phenomenal mother, people would have to go out of there way to dislike her and she would never cheat on me. Plus, she literally worships the ground I walk on (no gas).She's told me in the past that our relationship is like if I told her to jump, she'd ask "how high?" so.......



i'm confused brehs oh yeah, sorry for you reading all this and there not being any gilver/u-gos type fuccery in there. My relationship is very easy going (touch wood) . Oh and we're going to paris in a couple weeks so even if I wanted to end it I can't do it now and be a total c*nt lol

You gotta decide something breh. It sounds like you have a potential forever type thing, so look at it this way.

If you broke up with her, would you be okay with being single for five years?

Or, after a year/six months of that strange would you want that everyday again?

If it's the latter, it's not worth it.

What's the longest you've ever been single? Only sociopathic cutting personal ties loner brehs like me could walk away from what you have and be okay with it. I've never been in a relationship longer than six months, and even that one can't really really count as she was bi and we shared bytches the entire time (and years later we still hook up). If you've been in one for five years that strange life ain't really your thing, you just want some variety. Which means you need to talk to her. You'd fukk some strange bytch and three weeks later start feeling empty as fukk.

 

[thatrapsfan]

usa gonna get out of the group. not sure why im so confident but i am

also we got a canadian in here talkin the biggest @thatknickfan is an oft og but where's your seat at the table here breh

I'm just an impartial analyst breh

 

[KingHurst]

I was just trolling tbh, the Spurs shyt was low-hanging fruit...I just couldn't pass up the opportunity for an easy troll.

i cant front you got me real good I slipped up

 

[Scottie Drippin]

usa gonna get out of the group. not sure why im so confident but i am

I feel the same, honestly. It's not like Germany and especially Portugal are bottle proof. As someone else said, Germany is the easy favorite, but second is a genuine toss up.

also we got a canadian in here talkin the biggest @thatknickfan is an oft og but where's your seat at the table here breh

You're right

This nikka

 

[dennis roadman]

I'm just an impartial analyst breh

yeah yeah yeah next you'll tell us about your "best friend who's american"

 

[phillycavsfan]

Espinoza's like Andy Najar. Two Hondurans who moved to the US when they were 12/13 to attend high school.

 

[thatrapsfan]

So Nate Silver based his predictions on USMNT's CONCACAF qualification results