Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[LucaBrasi]

I'm actually hoping we drop points in those fixtures. I would prefer us not to win a single game out of that.

The situation right now is absolutely dire, and the more dropped points, the more dire the situation will be. We need to create a silver lining type of situation that will benefit us immediately and give us a chance to save the season. It's either sack Moyes or splash big in January. Break the fukking bank if you have to and stop lowballing teams for world class or fringe world class players. Seriously, some of the bids I was hearing for Cesc in the summer was like 25mm. What club wouldn't laugh at an offer like that?

I would prefer us to sack Moyes though, to be honest. Moyes is 6-7 months into his tenure and we still don't even have an identity as a football club. What the fukk style do we even play brehs?

Although he's been our best player so far, why does Rooney play every single match brehs?
Why does Manchester United have the worst midfield out of all the big name clubs in Europe brehs?
Why didn't we go after players like Paulinho, Fernandinho, and the like in the summer brehs?
Why doesn't Fabio, who started a CL final, get no minutes whatsoever while Buttner who is a shyt player backs up Evra brehs?
How did Moyes even land this job brehs? What's his qualifications brehs? That he's from Scotland? Is that all it takes to manage the biggest club in England?

Our structure makes no sense right now. We want world class players and "premiere league proven" players (dumbest requirement ever btw) but we don't want to spend more than 25mm for any player, unless it's a moose of a player in Fellaini who conveniently played for Moyes previously.

Hopefully some good can come out of these L's somehow. Hopefully.

Spoiler

I only laugh to hide my tears and pain.

You Man U stans deserve this shxt

The dark ages are coming for this club get ready for several seasons of

 

[mastermind]

can we talk about United, brehs?

Can we talk about Gollums getting gunned up and clapped quick?

Almost every Arsenal game delivers more pleasure than Booty Talk 28 at this point.

that was a strong video breh, idk.

 

[mastermind]

Midtable clashes.

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We suck brehs.

Everton is fighting for Champions League, breh

 

[yoyoyo1]

literally ONLY took 12 months to show his potential

 

[mastermind]

Btw Hazard's performance tonight confirms him as the best player in the league imo tbh. Absolutely sensational display, one for the ages.

Scorcher trolling

 

[yoyoyo1]

stats for Southampton 2 Aston Villa 3

 

[EQ.]

literally ONLY took 12 months to show his potential

see ramsey

 

[yoyoyo1]

see ramsey

comparing holtby to ramsey?

 

[dennis roadman]

does NBC Sports not do a match of the day on wednesday even when there are 4 big clubs playing?

 

[EQ.]

see ramsey

lemme esssplaim

 

[EQ.]

comparing holtby to ramsey?

not current performances but rather the way ramsey went from ineffectual to dude took awhile to become this potent, why shouldn't holtby get the same amt of patience?

 

[mastermind]

does NBC Sports not do a match of the day on wednesday even when there are 4 big clubs playing?

it was on CSN here, but I missed it

 

[yoyoyo1]

not current performances but rather the way ramsey went from ineffectual to dude took awhile to become this potent, why shouldn't holtby get the same amt of patience?

cause its hypocritical, they give holtby a chance but get rid of half the team before that, what part of the game is that

it was only relegation-level fulham, wouldnt worry about it

 

[mastermind]

not current performances but rather the way ramsey went from ineffectual to dude took awhile to become this potent,

Ramsey was balling at the end of last season tho.

 

[dennis roadman]

it was on CSN here, but I missed it

they needa be playin that shyt back to back to back