Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Grams]

i had a girlfriend through much of college and i regret it shoulda been catching gonorrhea instead

although it's got a lot to do with the fact that she was a terrible person and we enabled each other's addictive habits so wtf do i know

Jheeze breh. I'm saying doe my roommate has a girlfriend and the amount of times he has sex per week no homo makes me look like a Nicklas Bendtner with down syndrome level striker.

 

[thatrapsfan]

henry seems more impressed than ozil

breh actually looks like he's trying to go and titi is holding him up. didnt even take the earphones out

he's not even shaking his hand, more offering it like "kiss my wrist, peon, i got places to be"

Can't lie it does look Ozil is midstride

 

[dennis roadman]

Jheeze breh. I'm saying doe my roommate has a girlfriend and the amount of times he has sex per week no homo makes me look like a Nicklas Bendtner with down syndrome level striker.

dudes who get that strange want some of that regulah

dudes who get that familiar want some of that strange

such is the tao of p*ssy hunting

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

 

[frush11]

@ Bury Da Bwoy, i love that boiler room are putting some grime on, but jeez, the audience tho.

 

[mastermind]

@mastermind :lallana:

what does this have to do with me bredrin?

henry seems more impressed than ozil

breh actually looks like he's trying to go and titi is holding him up. didnt even take the earphones out

he's not even shaking his hand, more offering it like "kiss my wrist, peon, i got places to be"

Can't lie it does look Ozil is midstride

Özil is the coolest dude in every room he enters. He has that Benny from City of God swag to him. Everyone likes him. He is the breh that makes everyone feel cool while they all playing dungeon and dragons and then an hour later, he chillin in VIP with some ballers. He has other pics with guys like Becks, and entertainers where he has that same "this aint a big deal" look while everyone else looks to be falling over themselves.

He may be the coolest man in the world

i had a girlfriend through much of college and i regret it shoulda been catching gonorrhea instead

although it's got a lot to do with the fact that she was a terrible person and we enabled each other's addictive habits so wtf do i know

c/s except for the terrible person and addiction stuff

if you not marrying that girl, then you are wasting your time. I wish I knew that in college.

 

[Grams]

what does this have to do with me bredrin?

its a great film about love and relationships and the whole dynamic of that.


But if you watch it, you may start thinking of past loves and that is what hurts.

Just wumming

 

[mastermind]

Just wumming

got to do better m8

 

[Montez]

i just started watching this episode, why does erica get so angry with peter gunz?

they both seem like c*nts, but only one of us gave us a classic song

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

shes so ratchet

bet i could change her though

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

shes so ratchet

bet i could change her though

Nah, some chicks can't be change. Smash n dash, my dude. Make sure you videotaped it to hold it against her.

 

[mastermind]

Then again, Aaron Ramsey said before we played Arsenal one time that he had chosen Arsène’s
team over mine because Arsenal produce more players than Man Utd.
I thought: ‘What world is he in?’ I think a young boy can get manipulated into saying things. It was
his own decision to reject United, and I have no problem with that. I thought he made the wrong
choice, I must say, though he would have faced more competition at our place to make the first team.
Arsenal had not produced many of their own players. They had developed players, which is not the
same thing. They bought them from clubs in France and all over the place. The only truly homegrown
player I could think of was Jack Wilshere.
Giggs, Neville, Scholes, Fletcher, O’Shea, Brown, Welbeck: all produced at Man Utd.

Fergie was so bitter

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Fergie was so bitter

so hes not right?

 

[mastermind]

so hes not right?

a) he had more competition at Arsenal.
b) O'Shea and Welbeck? really breh
c) best left back of the 2000s didnt come from Oldham
d) why is Fergie so caught up in semantics? players developed into world class at Arsenal under Wumger. He developed some good squaddies at United along with some world class. Why he mad?
e) And he wrong, Ramsey about to win one of the POY awards this year :wowjb:

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Happy Ether Day brehs.