Black chicks/Brunettes/spanishish brehettes then everything else is all at the same level.
Brehs, last night rolled out to the hipster club for the first time in a month, and the first time since I cut my hair. Notes.
-Everyone stared at me for a second like "Who the fukk is you" before recognizing me
-This girl fresh from Argentina came from nowhere and started grinding on this girl I know who was tryna smash, but she doesn't speak spanish and ole girl didn't speak English, so she brought her over to my brehettes to try and get some interpreter lesbian game going.
-This girl I'd heard of through mutual friends but never met started going GERBILS, groping the fukk out of any trying to make out with anything that moved. Her boyfriend was literally PULLING her off of people she mounted on the couch. She grabbed my nipple HARD AS fukk. Like, legit hurt brehs. Eyes watered, but it was probably all the smoke and shyt
-My favorite DJ spun "My Girls", the entire damn joint. Whole club got into it HARD
-Saw a girl I hadn't seen since high school, we had a shouting conversation about the anime Attack on Titan on the dancefloor.