Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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It goes without saying valentines day is a nothing day. If you pretend you scared to fuk with it (link it to devil worship cos of the red and gifts innit) you can even get away with not doing anything without any lip.

this man has been fondling ronnies peen extra hard after this game :scusthov:

hes never coming back :russ:

Just uplifting his product.
 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OujiGGxv2zc]Boca Juniors vs Toluca 1-2 Copa Libertadores 2013 [13/02/13] Goles - YouTube[/ame]

I forgot about this last night

:heh:
 

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I was going to ask a girl i've only met a couple of times to do something tonight until i realised it was valentines day.

fukk that:whoa:

Sure i could reassure her there is no real meaning in taking her out on valentines day but you know what these females are like.:upsetfavre:
 

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[ame=http://youtu.be/Bor9vMxgyb4?t=161s]France 3-3 Allemagne - Frankreich 3-3 Deutschland - France 3-3 Germany - YouTube[/ame]

Let's replace Sissoko on the right wing by Louisa :shaq:
And take Délie instead of Benzo (she scored 42 in 51 international games :thumbsup:)
 

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gonna watch liverpool lose to zenit real quick :popcorn:

edit: if Liverpool didnt have Carragher theyd give up 4 goals a game at least :heh:
 

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Gus Johnson does soccer games now? :leon:

he did the champs league match between RM and United yesterday, was calling Benzema "Ozil" and Xabi Alonso "Sergio Ramos" :facepalm: theyre just giving him practice so by the World Cup he'll know the players hopefully
 

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Who the fukk is Gus Johnson and why does anyone give a shyt?


That is a hypothetical question btw, i don't want to know who he is.
 

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Wow, you're right. Shocking tbf :whew:

In my defence, i am in the worst mental state i have been in for months.
 

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Who the fukk is Gus Johnson and why does anyone give a shyt?


That is a hypothetical question btw, i don't want to know who he is.
Black lad who shouts at the end of college basketball games. America, this is our country.

Stick horn sections into the stands at the next world cup and you'll have Shaq shuffling down the flank.
 

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Black lad who shouts at the end of college basketball games. America, this is our country.

Stick horn sections into the stands at the next world cup and you'll have Shaq shuffling down the flank.

strangely enough he was better than a lot of american commentators who have been doing this for much longer than he has. weird aint it? :pachaha:


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Alex Witsel wasting away @ Zenit :noah: :to: Why do these players keep signing their life away to Portuguese Clubs fot a few more thousands pounds per week :snoop:

remember SAF being interested in him but his club was asking for too much money...
 

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Piers Morgan: ‘Women send me underwear in the post’ The chat-show host reveals why he’s not surprised that he’s now a sex symbol

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