Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[F K]

Witsel: This is my bedroom

Mrs Witsel: OUR bedroom

Witsel:Yeah our bedroom

or when he says a fan gave him a painting and she reminds him it was a birthday present from her

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[J Money]

I never knew that Sheffield Utd goalkeeper was just on loan from Man Utd. Interesting to hear Ole say he will become Man Utds No1 keeper.

 

[gho3st]

or when he says a fan gave him a painting and she reminds him it was a birthday present from her

Maybe she’s the fan he’s talking about?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

.....

 

[TobiOT]

Dude got alot of folks mad on Twitter

 

[TobiOT]

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

Well done to Marcus, very proud.



A hatty on Friday will round off a great week.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Rashford is so real.

 

[FakeNews]

Next season’s fixture list is gonna be crazy

 

[Givethanks]

chukwueze is a beast, I'm surprised a Prem club haven't went in for him

 

[TobiOT]

The replies got me dead



Twitter savage as fukk

 

[TobiOT]

Bayern won the league?



















































Next season they should ask DFB to give them a 10 points deduction to give everyone a fighting chance...

 

[Givethanks]

Fati


Griezmann looking shakey out here

 

[African_brehda]

VAR fukkery