Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Yayo Toure]

Plastic fans of a plastic club desperately tryna create a rivalry where there is none to try legitimise themselves, when your own intercity rivals would rather you won cause you’re irrelevant and your achievements mean nothing I know that’s gotta eat the soul can you imagine Arsenal wanting Spurs to win or Everton wanting us to win or Inter wanting Milan to win Red Star wanting Partizan to win or any countless other rivalries, shyt is brazy and man can try spin it that we are that hated as much as he wants but we all see it for what it is


Nah that rat can get all the way the fukk, that bridge is well and truly burned and we are a better team without him

Yawn.

Nobody wanted you guys to win the league because your c*nts.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Yawn.

Nobody wanted you guys to win the league because your c*nts.

"you're"

Looking for one of the young wingers to impress this preseason since Sadio will probably miss the start of the season now and we might not sign anyone.

 

[African_brehda]

Next someone's gonna call Neil Warnock in a post-match interview and his ringtones gonna be Westside Gunn

Or Pulis phone rings and we hear "The Butcher coming nikka"

 

[nyknick]

Conte must be on the henny

Wanted Lukaku at Chelsea, ended up with Morata

Wants Lukaku at Inter, will hopefully end up with Dzeko

 

[MajesticLion]

In.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

In.

Who u

 

[Lakerman0834]

mls is just

 

[nyknick]

 

[pete clemenza]

#ELTrafico

 

[King Jove]

Zlatan da gawd!!!!

Carlos who?

 

[CEO of Morgan Industries]

Zlatan came out and annihilated the best team in the league by his damn self.

I can't even hate on his incessant shyt talking because it all turns out to be true.

 

[NSSVO]

Zlatan got these boys MAD! It's still #SJE but its good to see a good entertaining match in the MLS

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

Zlatan da gawd!!!!

Carlos who?

Watch ur mouth cac

 

[nyknick]

 

[BK360NATL]

LA Galaxy just big brother'd the ish outta LAFC.

Zlatan just did what Zlatan does. Should've gotten a yellow for the intentional elbow. A Ferrrari among Fiats....

Crazy enough, both of Vela's goals were disputable. Just the same, LA Galaxy defense was pretty good as was the midfield.