I can. But I won't. Congratulations and enjoy your moment.
You can't because there's nothing for you to say. You can't even "Lads, it's Tottenham" this. You had your chance at Spurs at home and them niccas put THREE on your heads and knocked you out of the CL without Kane. Now today you witness a real fanbase celebrating a title because despite all your oil money your title-winning parade could barely do bake sale numbers.
Six.










