Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Kongo McMicheal]

Mancini was like then Mourinho was like

I'm here like

 

[Olu Dara]

Mourinho is a clown

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Let's just think of this sentence for a few minutes and marvel at the pure absurdity of it and impossibility even in parallel universes and hypothetical worlds where flux capacitors come equipped with full fluxing powers in every new car model.

Mourinho loses to Mancini.

NEVER.

 

[NSSVO]

 

[Olu Dara]

Let's just think of this sentence for a few minutes and marvel at the pure absurdity of it and impossibility even in parallel universes and hypothetical worlds where flux capacitors come equipped with full fluxing powers in every new car model.

Mourinho loses to Mancini.

NEVER.

Wasn't that far away breh

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I guess Citeh will be after Steve Bould next summer to shore up their defence

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Wasn't that far away breh

 

[BOBN]

so we aint gonna talk about how bummy joe hart is? threw in 2 goals

But yeah, we need to talk about how absolutely useless Xabi Alonso is. Unlike Spain, no other team in the world has someone to defend for him, someone to run for him, and someone to attack up the field for him. Dude is every bit the liability that Pirlo is at this point

And I know it's been true for years but gawt damn. It's like Mourinho is hoping he sees the writing on the wall with the Essien and Modric additions and fukks off.

once upon a time, transfer muppets wanted wenger to pair alonso with fabregas in a two man midfield

 

[Scottie Drippin]

so we aint gonna talk about how bummy joe hart is? threw in 2 goals
once upon a time, transfer muppets wanted wenger to pair alonso with fabregas in a two man midfield

 

[King Theo]

so we aint gonna talk about how bummy joe hart is? threw in 2 goals
once upon a time, transfer muppets wanted wenger to pair alonso with fabregas in a two man midfield

how do you figure. benzemas goal was perfectly placed. marcelo deflected. ronaldo well ... im not sure there

kept them in the game the first half

 

[Roaden Polynice]

This makes me relish the Arsenal - City match this weekend that much more

 

[Olu Dara]

 

[King Theo]

This makes me relish the Arsenal - City match this weekend that much more

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Mourinho and ronaldo could really have me hating portugeezers, but I love that little old town in albufeira, so I'm gonna give them the benefit of they were excited.

But they are two of the most unlikable people.

(good at their jobs though, I'll give them that)