Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - New season, same old United

[African_brehda]

Why does every keeper think they are Xavi and Scholes now?

Kick the fukking ball out of your area, leave that ball playing shyt to those who can actually do it

 

[THEREALBRAND]

This was so awkward.

Those dudes probably talk so much s#it about Bale in Spanish :titesmile:

Spoiler

Marcelo: "No eres lo suficientemente guapo como para ser tan tonto

”.

Bale: "Gracias amigo

"

Marcelo: :sadmarcelo:

 

[The ADD]

That goal was Zardes personified

 

[EQ.]

fukk McLeish and fukk this team.

Scotland

This is what we put up with every single fukking campaign. It’s soul destroying.

Scotland losing 3-0 to fukking Kazakhstan

Scotland got San Marino next...

Gordon Strachan blames Scotland's 'genetics' for World Cup failure

Gordon Strachan blames Scotland's 'genetics' for World Cup failure
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"Genetically we are behind," he said. "In the last campaign we were the second smallest, apart from Spain.​

"We had to pick a team to combat the height and strength at set-plays. Genetically we have to work at things, maybe we get big women and men together and see what we can do.

"But it is a problem for us because we have to fight harder for every ball and jump higher than anyone else. Nobody can tell me their technique, apart from one player, is better than any of ours. But physically we have a problem. We seem to be able to battle it and get through just with sheer determination and skill and work-rate. And that takes a lot out of you."

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[Kunty McPhuck]

Gordon Strachan blames Scotland's 'genetics' for World Cup failure

Gordon Strachan blames Scotland's 'genetics' for World Cup failure

"Genetically we are behind," he said. "In the last campaign we were the second smallest, apart from Spain.​

"We had to pick a team to combat the height and strength at set-plays. Genetically we have to work at things, maybe we get big women and men together and see what we can do.

"But it is a problem for us because we have to fight harder for every ball and jump higher than anyone else. Nobody can tell me their technique, apart from one player, is better than any of ours. But physically we have a problem. We seem to be able to battle it and get through just with sheer determination and skill and work-rate. And that takes a lot out of you."

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Well he cannot go on TV and blame Black Tar, Whiskey and Super T's, canny now?

All the tall ones either join the Armed Forces, on the Rigs or play Rugby.

Also the Scottish FA is . Even tho they probably hold the best coaching badge course in the UK.

 

[African_brehda]

No regard for human life

 

[TobiOT]

No regard for human life

 

[thatrapsfan]

Dutch Football dominated by Suribrehs again.

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

This was so awkward.

Those dudes probably talk so much s#it about Bale in Spanish :titesmile:

Spoiler

Marcelo: "No eres lo suficientemente guapo como para ser tan tonto

”.

Bale: "Gracias amigo

"

Marcelo: :sadmarcelo:

Watched the full clip last night

Ppl always going in on Bale for not bothering to learn Spanish

 

[TobiOT]

 

[MikeyC]

Don't believe that for one second.

They've let rapists and killers resume their careers before.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Don't believe that for one second.

They've let rapists and killers resume their careers before.

No one wants to touch a kiddie fiddler. They probably have to ban kids from the stadium.

.

Just look at Ched Evans, he had to get an acquittal before a club would actually sign him.

 

[Montez]

Watched the full clip last night

Ppl always going in on Bale for not bothering to learn Spanish

Lack of respect. Him and Beckham.

Crazy given how the media in the British Isles made a big thing about Poch not speaking English.

 

[TobiOT]

Birmingham got deducted 9 points

@Kunty McPhuck

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Lack of respect. Him and Beckham.

Crazy given how the media in the British Isles made a big thing about Poch not speaking English.

British media made a girl who could fit her fist into her mouth on Big Brother a big celebrity.